JLo at The Echo Music Awards
Jennifer Lopez donned a hideous one-shouldered dress to compliment her hideous crone of a husband at the Echo Music Awards in Berlin yesterday. Madre de Dios, that is one ugly dress. I can’t really think of any words that accurately describe it. I one time threw up — after an entire bottle of Southern Comfort and four chile rellenos — into the sink where I’d been soaking some pans in Ajax, so half of the muy picante vomit splashed back into my face. Only it had mixed with the Ajax solution when it hit the sink, so it burned the living fuck out of my eyes, and liquid fire was still raging out of my esophagus and I just wanted to die, so I grabbed at a butcher knife on the counter and started stabbing myself in the chest and stomach. Well, that’s exactly how this dress makes me feel. Like I’ve got poisonous chemicals and whiskey puke in my eyes and I’m stabbing myself in the heart while throwing up. I should really invent a word for that emotion. I’m thinking something like “malvagenous” or “suivomine.” I’ll let you guys decide.
More of JLo and Morlune of the Shadowed Remains after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Karen C
Helloooooooo – can you say disgusting pit stains on Dr Death? SO gross – bleck
Mar 29th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Did you ever get the pans cleaned? You didn’t ruin the Teflon did you?
Mar 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
barfluouis.
buclear?
i love new word days!
lol@barbado!
Mar 30th, 2007
LadyJane
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Apr 1st, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
No one actually cares about this bitch anymore, boy she thinks she is something else doesn’t she?
I don’t believe her and that skinny crack head are married either.
Apr 1st, 2007
Sweetheart
That was one funny ass comment Vomit Fugly, i’m in a computer lab @ school laughing my ass off and crying, everyone is looking at me, i don’t care!
Apr 2nd, 2007
lover-jlo
I love J-Lo always she is in top form, very sexy, but I’m sorry for her, to what guy she is married.
Aug 7th, 2007
MARCfan
they are so sweet couple… ı love them..actually ı love marc more than j.lo..
Jan 27th, 2008
J.lo.jnr
Ths is 1 pretty lady
Mar 18th, 2009
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