Star Jones is HOT
Star Jones celebrated her birthday in a halter top at Social Miami yesterday, along with her gay husband and some of her friends. Sexy. Just take a look at that loose skin Star’s working there. I bet if Star’s hogging the covers and Al gets cold during the night, he can just reach over and tuck some of that loose chicken-wing skin around him like a blanket. Or at least wrap that deflated titty hanging out of the side of her top around his neck like a scarf so he doesn’t catch a cold. Very handy stuff. Besides, there are lots of perks to having reams of excess skin dangling from your spouse’s body. Fun sex games like the blindfolded “Guess That Body Part,” which is always a hit at parties. You know, “Is that your thumb? Um… your big toe? No? Wait, I know — it’s your nipple! Score!” Like I said, good times.
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Sorceressss
God Abby, couldn’t you have waited until the afternoon to post this? There goes my breakfast
Yeah, Al’s lovin what he’s seeing–just look at the love on his face! Ha
Mar 29th, 2007
abby
He’s wishing there was a penis in front of him.
Mar 29th, 2007
Sorceressss
Yeah… It’s pretty much looking that way.
Mar 29th, 2007
Tine
I am speechless at how horrible Star looks! She looks like a terradactyl.
Mar 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
BLUAARGH!
sorry, i forgot for a sec. bunnies can’t barf.
Mar 29th, 2007
Peppe
Woah! E.T is back !!!
Mar 30th, 2007
Pete
OMG horrible …
Mar 30th, 2007
Sweetheart
Star looks like she has wings and her tt is deflated!!!
Apr 2nd, 2007
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