Jenna Jameson Ruined Her Puss
If you’re wondering why you haven’t seen porn star Jenna Jameson’s snatch here lately, it’s because she’s gone and ruined it. TMZ reports:
Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie, but she’s got a very private reason for flaking. A source [says] that Jameson’s had a little work done “down there” and that is hasn’t turned out so well. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody,” says the source.
She decided to “hole up?” Ah ha ha hah ha! How droll! What about, “She decided to clam up?” Or “box herself in?” Or my personal favorite, “Cave-bacon bat-wing meat-curtain herself … um… VAGINA!” High five!
UPDATE: In response to the story above, I received the following statement from Jenna (via her publicist): “I’ve dealt with vicious gossip my whole life and it’s sad that it still continues. As for the report that I have missed important business meetings for the movie about my life: I’m happy to say that negotiations to produce the film version of my best-selling book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” are very much alive. Bringing my autobiography to the big screen would be the ultimate fulfillment of a dream, and I take all business dealings very seriously. I look forward to making an announcement when we have a deal to discuss.”
More of Jenna at the 2 B Free show on March 19th.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Jenna should pull her pussy lips up over her face, smothering herself, thus putting her adoring public out of the pain and misery of having to look at her hideous hide.
Mar 30th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Oh God! Its hideous!! Why is it looking at me like that? I’m scared…..
Mar 30th, 2007
LadyJane
You know, I’m all for tattoos, but that is fuckin’ U.G.L.Y. and she ain’t got no alibi.
Mar 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
did her flaps hang low,
did they waggle to and fro?
Mar 30th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
From the looks of “her” I’d say she was getting upgraded to a nice thick 10 inch penis.
Mar 30th, 2007
sonya
Are those tattoos on her legs? Her SHINS?
Mar 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
In the last pic she looks like a young Joan Rivers.
That ain’t good!
Mar 30th, 2007
ali
so she used to be pretty..now she is disgustingly skinny
Mar 30th, 2007
nrrvus
Did I hear she can’t take it up the corn husker anymore? She has sprung a leak i think, involuntarily sharting, how attractive to go with that Joan Rivers face.
Mar 30th, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
it’s time for this awful and well used busted up skank to be put out to pasture.
Apr 1st, 2007
Ernie
She neighs like a horse down there now…
Apr 1st, 2007
Eric
I figured if she got a tattoo on the back of her neck it would say “Place ankles here”.
Apr 2nd, 2007
ape
Nice paisley tat there Jenna…last time I saw that was on my dad’s necktie back in the 80’s.
BTW…strung out meth whore is not the look anymore…just a tip.
Apr 3rd, 2007
Sassy
Well…she used to be pretty…
Apr 5th, 2007
Chelle
All of you people have a boring life and so you choose to badger and dogg on someone elses life just to amuse yourself. I think that Jenna is awesome. She is very beautiful and well talented, very great at what she does……I guess thats way she’s rich and famous and YOUR NOT!!! So, BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!
Apr 25th, 2007
JuJuBeats
I used to bag meth whores like her with slack-jaws, no breasts, no ass, ugly tatts, and sprung-a-leak booties all the time. at least they know how to screw well, but you risk having your sheets, backseat, and/or penis tip coated with green bean, if ya know what i mean! this wrecker driver named scott told me about the green bean bit so i threw it in for good measure. happy dining on delapidated tweek pussy thats all gooed up with mucus from the whore sweating “down there” so much from the drugs. yummay!
May 29th, 2007
nena
she needs to show her pussy i wanna plqay with her tits and suck her nipples and suck her pussy
Jun 26th, 2007
Stephanie
You people have nothing else better to do than bash on someone else?! Do you people realize that she has been going through a nasty divorce?!?!?! Oh wait…that doesn’t matter does it because all of you low lives are just jealous that she is rich and famous and you aren’t!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! Jenna is a very awesome person and is the best @ what she does!
Jun 27th, 2007
Vee
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Mouth. Pussy. Ass. Pussy. Mouth.
Jul 29th, 2007
dolie
what stephanie said was right.jenna is awesome!!!!!!!!
Sep 15th, 2007
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