Apr 2, 2007
Keeley Hazell in FHM
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British lingerie model Keeley Hazell recently finished a masterful dissertation on the subatomic structure of matter, including a fascinating look into the phenomena of atomic spectra and the photoelectric effect. So that’s why I’m putting up these pictures from her UK “FHM” May pictorial. My love of atomic structure and electronic configuration. Not because she’s topless and has an awesome rack, you Philistine booby-fiends. Really, is there no one out there who shares my passion for Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle? What about Max Planck’s “Theory of Boobocity,” then? See, physics can be fun!
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Awesome, I will masturbate to these.
Apr 2nd, 2007
abby
Good! What better way to start your work week than with boobies? That’s why I always write topless.
Apr 2nd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Physics and hooters go together like butter and toast. For you Germans out there, they go together like mayonnaise and french fries.
Apr 2nd, 2007
cruising4c@work
She looks smart and like she has a great personality. Don’t you think?
Apr 2nd, 2007
LadyJane
Big boobies that are real? Not full of silicon? I’ve heard about them, much like the mysterious Sasquatch or the yet-to-be-proved Loch Ness monster………. never really believed in it until now.
Thank you Abby, for letting me believe again.
Apr 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
It’s like that historical documentary, where they ask the guy what is good in life and he answers, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women” to which I would add: and to bang a chick with big tits. Oh, and that little documentary was called Conan the Barbarian.
Apr 2nd, 2007
eric
Abby:
I love that you appreciate breasts and that you compose your prose topless! Maybe we can get a pic of that! Anyways…this femme is awesome. Real breasts dominate fake. i don’t care if they are small, different sizes etc…imperfections are better than silicon EVERY TIME.
Lets make this a trend!
Apr 2nd, 2007
BEERDOTCOM182
Nice. Next time can we get a jiggle gif image going on?
Apr 2nd, 2007
shankyouverymuch
I’m sorry to be the bearer of a reality check, but her boobies are NOT real- if you look carefully under each nipple blush you will see a VERY slight VERY soft scar. This is without doubt one of the best plastic surgeons available though, the hang, softness, size, shape, EVERYTHING is poetic. The work done here is PURE ART … Having seen Keeley topless in MANY pictures, what I would really like to see now is a peek underneath those pretty white panties! I bet her Vajay-jay is as spectacular as her stellar baby feeders … GOOD TIMES!
Apr 2nd, 2007
CruisingforCock
Something looks odd with the legs….or is it just me? Yes, she has legs.
Apr 2nd, 2007
DIC Celebrity Gossip
I’ve seen her sex tape, and it’s a million times better than this:
http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/kim-kardashian/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-released-today/
Apr 3rd, 2007
katsy
are those real? oh my god….
Apr 3rd, 2007
www.celebritypwn.com
What BarbadoSlim said made me crack up. LOL
Apr 3rd, 2007
dt
She’s 19? Let’s get back to her in about 4 - 5 years when her tits are down to her knees.
She’s actually not that attractive in the face.
Apr 6th, 2007
Bob
No she’s 20, and yes they’re reeeeal.
Apr 13th, 2007
Tufa
In Response to CruisingforCock, yes, there is something ver wrong with her legs in pics 2 and 5……hmmm…..
Apr 28th, 2007
Keeleyfan
Ohhhhhh yes baby, don’t think I’ve seen this one before, nice!
Jul 3rd, 2007
Jason
She’s really hot isnt she
Aug 8th, 2007
Jesus Christ
My old man did a very good job on this 1
he really does know the recipe for a good lookin girl
Jan 16th, 2008
Shelfstacker57
Wanking, wanking, wanking away. Its my 51st birthday today and I havent had sex in almost eight weeks. My girlfriend found me masturbating over this slut and left me. Keeleys a slag, a dirty slag but Id fuck her. Thats all shes good for a wank and a shag. Not the sort of woman ud marry.
Jun 30th, 2008
Shelfstacker57
Dirty bitch. Im over her
Jul 6th, 2008
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