P. Diddy Gets Some P. Ussy
New father and tantric sex phenomenon Sean “P. Diddy” Combs took a break from ignoring his children and thirty-hour Parisian sex marathons to pay a late night booty call to actress Sienna Miller. According to the London Mirror :
The hip-hop mogul had been out drinking all night with his pals before he tipped up at Sienna’s North London pad just before 4am on Friday morning. She peeked round the door at 4.30am just to check nobody was there, while Diddy stuck his head out half an hour later. No one spotted either of them until she emerged looking pretty weary 12 hours later. It was the second time in three months that they have holed up together. In January, they were pictured at a New York hotel after a long party night.
Hey, hey, hey. No need to jump to conclusions! They were probably just playing a rousing game of “The Minister’s Cat” followed a bout of “Tiddlywinks” and “Pick-Up Sticks.” Victorian parlour games are really big among hip-hop purveyors, you know. Almost as popular as “cheating on your baby momma with a white girl.” Some traditions are just timeless!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Diddy be gettin alls the white womens.
Apr 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Whatever it was you can be sure there were lots of uh uh’s and yeah yeahs.
Apr 2nd, 2007
Pete
Sienna probably likes him because P. Dud has a nice necklace … whatever. P. Shitty see white woman … P. Shitty want white woman … Oogga Booga
Apr 2nd, 2007
lookwhaticando
Such a man Ho
Apr 2nd, 2007
BEERDOTCOM182
Judging by the above pic, P. Diddy has a Pea Head….Look at the size of that hat yo.
Apr 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, i think he should officially change his name to “P.USSY”.
although, pea head (better:pee-head) works too, beerdot.
Apr 3rd, 2007
Steve
Fuckin niggers should go back to their straw huts in Africa and take the stupid white women with them….whites are a really fucked up race…i no other country are the afforded the privileges that they have than the US
Sep 28th, 2007
Awready
Steve-
This page is not even about race but AS USUAL a hatin’ ass white man like yourself would make it about that. Well, since we are on th esubject: You’re an idiot and u sound like one of those bitter white men with a little, pink pecker. Who TF would want YOUR shriveled ish anyway? Don’t be mad because these white women don’t want your flat assed, no lips having, little dicked muthafucking gay ass. Worry about why you can’t find ur dick instead of worrying why YOUR white whores are out with “n*ggers.” Looks to me like you’re the ony n*gger here..ignorant ass cracker…Polly where u at? I got a Ritz cracker over here …corny ass. get a life
Oct 10th, 2007
Awready
And one other thing Steve-
why don’t YOU go the fuck back to Romania or Turkministan or Germany ( heil Hitler ass MF )whatever other cracker country your peeps came from …..America is better without the likes of YOUR kind anyway..sorry u’re gonna have to get over the fact that black men are dicking down your white WHORES …maybe u should look into Viagra or penis enlargement to address your REAL issue with black men….white men always gotta get mad when they don’t have their way…Sorry Rush Limbaugh, you are soooooo LAST CENTURY…played out and don’t even know it….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Oct 10th, 2007
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