Apr 3, 2007
God Punishes Britney Spears
Boy, Britney Spears just gets hotter by the day. First the shorn puss, then the shorn head, and now the complexion of a thirteen year old boy. All she needs now is a few sprigs of hair around her nipples and maybe a little ringworm or impetigo and I’d go ahead and turn gay. Are those boils on her face? Because I learned in Sunday school that boils were one of the ten plagues God imposed upon Egypt because he hated brown people and three-dimensional triangles. And apparently washed-up pop stars. I wouldn’t be surprised to find Britney careening down a river of blood in a hailstorm of locusts and frogs. So, come on, Angel of Death! Do your stuff already!
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Osbourne Black
If God is punishing Britney Spears, why is he burning my eyes by making me look at that hideous picture?
It is utterly repulsive.
Apr 3rd, 2007
abby
That’s the devil, son. Keep a crucifix on you and keep saying your Hail Mary’s.
Apr 3rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
I thought the Devil went down to Georgia?
Apr 3rd, 2007
Butch
hoe lee crap. Face it people, she’s never going to get hott again. Fug 4 Life.
Apr 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
could she AT LEAST put some money out on a decent wig???
that thing reminds me of my ‘78-era princess leia nylon wig from hell. all she need do is strap a couple of cinnamon buns on either side and she’s good to go.
Apr 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
and EUUWWWW! is that EAR WAX????
Apr 3rd, 2007
oshkosh
She needs to talk to Diddy about preserving her sexy.
Apr 4th, 2007
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