Pete Doherty and Kate Internet Video
You can now take a three-minute glimpse into the fairy tale that is Pete Doherty and Kate Moss’ life together. According to The London Sun:
A video of Pete serenading his lover has made it on to the internet. Kate is wearing just a pair of knickers and a see-through nightdress and swings on a hammock in what looks like her Cotswolds retreat. She kicks her legs in the air and sings along with Pete in the rather embarrassing scene. As Pete strums away, Kate blasts: “Don’t la la me.” She then calls him “[fuck]face.”
Wait a minute — did I say “fairytale?” Because what I meant was “festival of shame.” And then the handsome prince prince overdoses and the beautiful princess spits on his corpse, screaming, “I hate you, you stupid fucking fuckface!” And then she learns she has HIV and the clap and her daughter becomes a ward of the state. The End!
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I’ve seen homeless couple with 1000 times the dignity these two don’t seem to have.
Apr 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
*couples
Apr 3rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Sonny and Cher they’re not.
She says rot in jail you cunt. Rot, rot, rot, rot, rot, rot.
That was hilarious.
Apr 3rd, 2007
Josie
I hate to say this, but I think its kind of sweet.
Apr 3rd, 2007
beerdotcom182
Ah yes. Its spring and love is in the air. Kate’s voice is that of a springtime songbird.
Apr 3rd, 2007
abby
I’m changing my husband’s pet name from “baby” to “fuckface.” It just has a nice ring to it.
Apr 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
iwon’twatchiwon’twatchiwon’t…
aww, crap.
Apr 3rd, 2007
oshkosh
If Kate Moss is a beautiful princess then I shall tear my own beautiful princess membership card and submit my resignation to the League of Beautiful Princesses.
Apr 4th, 2007
pauladoo
rehersed. wot is he doing with her?
Apr 6th, 2007
Zak
WTF is he on now. it must be a new drug??
Jun 21st, 2007
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