Details Revealed in Spears-Federline Divorce
Britney Spears met with ex-husband Kevin Federline under the premise of hammering out the details of their divorce settlement, all the while secretly hoping for a reconciliation. According to MSNBC:
[Britney asked K-Fed,] “Do you really want to do this?” as the two met to discuss final details of their divorce. K-Fed said yes, and his estranged wife replied, “You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.” Federline had led Spears to believe that the two would get together after she got out of rehab because he wanted to encourage her to stay in the treatment center.
Among the details of the divorce settlement:
A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
$25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought him during their marriage.
He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all book about their marriage.
It sounds like K-Fed made out like a bandit, until you actually read the fine print and discover that all assets awarded to Kevin would actually be paid out in cartons of Kools and crates of her shitty perfumes. When asked for comment, K-Fed said, “Well, goddamn… being illiterate ain’t half as cool as black people make it look!” And, just for the record, neither is “welfare” or “taking the bus.”
More of a blue-eyed Britney and lots of yarn after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Isn’t this line, “being illiterate ain’t half as cool as black people make it look!” And, just for the record, neither is “welfare” or “taking the bus”,” a wee bit racist?
If osbourne black, I would rightly take offense.
Apr 4th, 2007
abby
What about my saying black guys have huge dicks? No one had a problem with that stereotyped cliche. Fucking hypocrites.
Apr 4th, 2007
UgliestGuy
Oh my! Here we go again!
Apr 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Black guys have huge dicks don’t be stereotypical, it be the trufh.
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
oh, abby, you make me moist when you’re controversial!
Apr 4th, 2007
DJ Claudia
She looks so crazy and like she doesn’t even know where she is in that first picture.
Apr 4th, 2007
oshkosh
Her blanket really matches the bicycle seat on her head.
And, yes, that was racist. Moving on…
Apr 4th, 2007
Flea
Only 7 comments, I’m a bit disappointed. Apparently, the Diddy post scared off all the sensitive readers, or you need to step up your racist comments a bit!
Apr 4th, 2007
NLB
Abby’s lost her edge.
Apr 4th, 2007
abby
I planning on railing the Jews next.
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
GO, ABBY! nlb, you suck. nothing personal.
can we do the mexicans, too, abby???
bunny needs less caffeine.
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
Eracism!
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Abby has no edges. She’s round in all the right places.
Apr 5th, 2007
RichPort
Who gets the Cheetos and the fucking cases of Red Bull? Why will no one answer this for me???
Apr 5th, 2007
RichPort
Oh yeah, NLB? What’s that? Non Lactating Breast? Leave Abby alone, she’s funnier than you getting kicked in the cooter.
Apr 5th, 2007
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