Apr 4, 200711

Halle Berry Loves Herself

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Halle Berry making sweet love to her new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is about as close to a Halle lesbian sex fantasy as you’re going to come today. Kind of disappointing, unless you count that time I made out with the TV when I was watching “Catwoman.” I guess it was more “passionately licking the screen and moaning” than actually “making out with Halle,” but it was still pretty hot, baby. I made a videotape of it to show all my friends.

More of Narcissus dry humping her star after the jump.

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. oshkosh

    Stupid halfrican.

    Apr 4th, 2007

  2. Osbourne Black

    What a waste of good flesh.

    Apr 4th, 2007

  3. beerdotcom182

    The more she tries to be sexy, the less sexy she becomes. She loses any and all sexiness when she opens her mouth (to speak).

    Apr 4th, 2007

  4. oshkosh

    She’s the mulatto Sharon Stone.

    Apr 4th, 2007

  5. abby

    I like the old be-spectacled white man she’s groping.

    Apr 4th, 2007

  6. Zell

    Yeah, I don’t mind being the odd one out here. I think she’s gorgeous here. I especially like the third one up of her reclined. Love Sam Jackson in that last one too, he looks great.

    The old guy is just having the best day ever!

    Apr 4th, 2007

  7. bionic bunny

    that title was very disappointing, abby. i was expecting something completely NSFW.
    i’m so straight i topple over in a light breeze, but halle is on my list. can’t tell you a thing she’s acted in. i kind of lose track….

    hey, its spring, and you know us bunnies will hump anything. laying those damn eggs really sucks, though.

    the evil one

    Apr 4th, 2007

  8. bionic bunny

    slap me twice and call me sally.
    dammit, i MEANT i’m channeling the “evil me” all this week.

    Apr 4th, 2007

  9. Chickadee

    She is sooo overrated, she was like 3rd runner up in Miss USA. That was before she got her nose fixed!

    Apr 5th, 2007

  10. bionic bunny

    HEY! i would have WON miss USA, but protesters mistook my lovely fur coat for, uh, a fur coat??

    i’m so misunderstood.

    Apr 5th, 2007

  11. Boyd Nissan

    WoW SEX-TAPE with Halle Berry!!

    WebCam video from Hotel here:

    http://halle-berry-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=75977298&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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