Jennifer Aniston Receives Lesbian Sell-Out Award
Jennifer Aniston is receiving an award for pandering to the lowest common denominator: her hot girl on girl action! The Post Chronicle reports:
Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston is slated to receive the Vanguard Award at this year’s Los Angeles Glaad Media Awards on 14 April. [She is receiving] the award for her girl-on-girl kiss with Winona Ryder in an episode of Friends and her recent lesbian smooch with pal Courteney Cox on TV show Dirt.
Congratu-fucking-lations, Jen, you over-achiever you! How you toil for your art, shattering stereotypes and empowering all of femalekind! I guess next they’ll start handing out awards for showing your tits or openly discussing your love for anal. And I just don’t have enough closets to house all the trophies I’d win — seven or eight just for last week’s kegger alone. You know, that thing I did with the butternut squash. Talk about breaking boundaries!
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
NEWSFLASH
“showing your tits or openly discussing your love for anal” is reserved for the AVN awards.
http://www.avnawards.com/ (yes, the link is SFW) I scrutinized it myself.
Apr 4th, 2007
abby
I AM a winner after all!
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, as far as i’m concerned, you’re in the hall of fame!!
i miss sonya.
Apr 4th, 2007
NLB
I miss all the people that used to post here.
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
me, too, well most of them.
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
All she needs now is a bigger chin.
Apr 5th, 2007
RichPort
I had to bow out of the AVN awards because apparently having a huge cock named “Hysterectomy Harry” was the reason I stopped gets roles.
Apr 5th, 2007
MoreDiva
I just never liked this woman, What a Fraud
Apr 6th, 2007
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