Apr 4, 2007
Quickies: One Foot in the Grave
Celeb lipo scars. (CityRag)
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones heading for a split? (Celebitchy)
Valerie Bertenilli admits she’s fat. (A Socialite’s Life)
Jessica Simpson is a screamer in the sack. (Fatback)
Kate Moss cut from FHM’s sexiest list. (CelebNewsWire)
Kimberly Stewart is one fug ho. (The Bastardly)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I’m not a fatty fucker, but Valerie Bertinelli could balloon up to 500 lbs, I would still fuck her. On the other hand, Wolfie could afford to lose a little.
Is that liposuction or just really bad living?
Bleech, burp, spit. Kimberly Stewart is not looking good. It must have been all of the cum Rod swallowed before she was born?
Apr 4th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I’ve just confirmed with highly placed sources within the CIA, NSA, and some dude named Jeff who lives down the street from me and it turns out that, it’s true, no has given two shits about Catherine Zeta and Michael Douglas since 1998.
Who the fuck is Kimberly Stewart? Is she in porn?
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
mostly in your dreams, barbado darlin’.
but if you look hard enough (dunno if that pun was intended or not) i’m sure you’ll find out!!
Apr 5th, 2007
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