Pete Doherty to Pierce Wiener
Pete Doherty has found a way to sex up his image for supermodel girlfriend Kate Moss — punching decorative holes in his wang! According to The Post-Chronicle:
Pete Doherty is planning to get his penis pierced. The Babyshambles rocker booked an appointment at North London’s Camden Cold Steel parlour and plans to surprise his supermodel lover with the intimate piercing. A source [said,] “Pete has booked the piercing appointment for later this week. He has been thinking about it for a while. And now is the perfect time, because Kate is away working on her fashion line, so he can surprise her with it when she returns. He is so excited and has managed to keep it a secret from Kate so far. He’s gone for the most painful 14mm hole because he wants to wear large pieces of jewelery.”
What a great surprise! You know, instead of flowers or candy or diamonds. Wiener jewelery! Big wiener jewelry! When he’s finally ready to propose, I bet he’ll find a way to pin her engagement ring to his taint so that he has to spread his legs and give her the old “fruit basket turnover” in order for her to accept it. You just don’t get more romantic than that. What a Casanova!
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
He’s trying to figure out a way to use his pecker as a crack pipe. Sick fucker.
Apr 5th, 2007
werfy
“I bet he’ll find a way to pin her engagement ring to his taint so that he has to spread his legs and give her the old “fruit basket turnover” in order for her to accept it.”
You are too fucking high-larious, picturing that scenario just made me piss my pants
Apr 5th, 2007
Sorceressss
“I bet he’ll find a way to pin her engagement ring to his taint so that he has to spread his legs and give her the old “fruit basket turnover” in order for her to accept it.”
Gawd Abby, you are a riot, I so want to party with you!
Ha ha ha
Apr 5th, 2007
beerdotcom182
A surprise? Really? I’m sure she’ll hear about it now.
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
You can’t pierce imagination.
Apr 5th, 2007
abby
That’s actually how my second husband proposed, God rest his soul.
Anyway, you guys are fucking awesome!
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Abby, let me see if I’m reading you right. Everything you write about on Yeeeah is from personal experience? That’s really cool. You must live a full and productive life?
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
Piercing your penis with your heroin needle is a great idea if you’ve run out of veins.
Apr 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
on the upside, it could only be an improvement. maybe he wants to get the funny nose and glasses for his dangly bit. with the right waxing, that would be hilarious!
can you imagine the poor dude that has to do the piercing??
Apr 5th, 2007
fuzzbox
Great, because who’s more qualified to take care of a healing pierce than a person who is wasted every single waking hour.
Far be it from me to criticize piercings- I have some myself- but I hope this gets infected and he has to get his schlong amputated, purely so he can’t reproduce and send his drug-addled genes into another generation…
Apr 6th, 2007
fuzzbox
oh, and generally speaking, piercers don’t usually do holes in 14mm size- that’s just over a half-inch, for god’s sake. People often stretch pierces to that size, but starting out that big, in your dick of all places, is a bit loony.
But look who we’re talking about.
Apr 6th, 2007
MoreDiva
I can’t believe this guy is still alive.
Apr 6th, 2007
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