Apr 5, 20078
Quickies: Good for the Gander
More of Keeley Hazell because she’s damn sexy. (Celebutaint)
John Mayer goes down on Jessica Simpson… down under, that is. (Gabsmash)
Britney Spears is has a big fucking stain. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff bury the hatchet. (Wizbang!Pop)
Joe Francis faces more anal violation. (Defamer)
Ice-Cube’s “Fuck tha Police” swagger has been replaced with little kid vomit and talking animals. (Pajiba)
Hayden Panettiere’s see-through dress. (Drunken Stepfather)
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Now if we can get Lohan and Duff to bury the hatchet in each others heads, that would be a start.
Hahaha! Britney drools.
Joe Francis is nothing but an unadultred putz.
Apr 5th, 2007
Green Eyed
It’s Ice Cube who’s going for the little kid vomit (and totally destroying his ‘cred’). Ice T is the punk on Law and Order – Special Victims Unit
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
I wonder if Jessica Simpson tastes like chicken or fish?
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
Also, Are We Done Yet is a great name for a movie I would walk out of.
Apr 5th, 2007
Dragulf
Bring it on Hayden! *types with one hand*
Apr 6th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Panettiere? sounds like a type of bread. That bimbo just needs show us her tits we don’t need to hear her speak out about anyone.
Apr 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
lol@ barbado!!
Apr 6th, 2007
Chickadee
It’s good to know that Hil and Linds are friends again. Hil looks less wrinkly now, so much for forgiveness. Hayden is so grown, she ‘s been smoking cigarettes since she was like 13, and I am SO SICK OF THAT FUNNY LOOKING KEELY HAZELL. SHE IS SOOOO DAMN OVERRATED AND FAT!
Apr 10th, 2007
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