Apr 5, 2007
Rosario Dawson, Rose McGowan Do Rolling Stone
I dismissed Rolling Stone magazine as commie propoganda years ago, but the cover of their April issue may very well change my mind. Namely because a naked Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan are wrapped in ammo on the cover. Sure, it’s for their new crappy movie “Grindhouse,” but you just don’t get any more Republican than cheek-to-cheek machine gun rounds. It’s practically an advertisement for the NRA. And besides, their asses are touching! I’m pretty sure that’s a metaphor for “anti-abortion laws and no universal health care.” The Republican party will probably just end up using this cover as their 2008 campaign poster. Suck on that, pinko whale-kissing moon-maidens!
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RichPort
It takes a lot for Rosario Dawson to look cute and it usually involves her keeping her mouth shut. That other chick would get choke fucked.
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Rose McGowan and her prosthetic machine gun leg.
Apr 5th, 2007
abby
I wish I had an appendage that I could use to kill people. Other than my “fists of fury,” I mean.
Apr 5th, 2007
Sorceressss
“Fists of fury” Ha ha Abby….. Rose has got that dead eye, dead face going on… what’s up with that? She looks really odd.
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Hai Karate. It wakes you up like a cold slap in the face.
Apr 5th, 2007
spatz
yup, i’m officially sick of these two and of any and all “grindhouse” talk. rose mcgowan can take her shotgun leg and shove it up rosario dawsons ass and i still wouldnt be interested in these two ugly talentless Bactress nobodies.
PS why does rose mcgowans face look like a dirty beat up old leather shoe? hideous. time for a chemical peel rose.
Apr 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, don’t forget your amazing boobs of destruction! tits of terror? gazongas of glory? mammaries of mayhem?
sorry. forgot my meds today.
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
Rose McGowan let Marilyn Manson put his “penis” inside of her. Therefore she is now a cartoon character and I disregard her perfect ass.
Apr 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
crap, oshie, i would have preferred to just continue thinking about abby’s boobs.
and i’m straight.
*sigh* its just when perfection bounces across one’s line of vision……
Apr 6th, 2007
Ginger
SO TIRED of naked chicks being trotted out to market everything. Why bother anyway, when you’re basically looking at Photoshop-generated fembots?
Apr 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
why not?
Apr 6th, 2007
Bite Me Bitch
OH HELL YEAH!!!
Apr 7th, 2007
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