Apr 5, 2007
Uma Fugs up a Bikini
Uma Thurman somehow morphs “blonde” and “bikini” and “big boobs” into something horrible and unholy while vacationing in the Caribbean this week. Admittedly, that swimsuit looks more like some kind of sling fashioned for injured bosoms than an actual bikini, but it’s still pretty hard to fuck that up. How can something that shows some much boob be so unsexy? It’s like trying to figure out how the Egyptians built the pyramids with only a rudimentary understanding of physics. I’m guessing it has something to do with aliens and truth serum.
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
She’s a few years and a couple of hundred jumping jacks without a sports bra away from waist tits.
Apr 5th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Uh, thank you for that Abby, thank you for posting a picture of this large footed beast so early in the morning.
Apr 5th, 2007
RichPort
Her boobs look like two ostrich eggs fried sunny side up, sliding off a tilted plate.
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Saggy.
Apr 5th, 2007
abby
Sorry, boys. I made up for it with the oh-so-pert Rosario Dawson/Rose McGowan post. Your penises can come back out now.
Apr 5th, 2007
RichPort
You are a humanitarian Abby. Bless you.
Apr 5th, 2007
prima
As much as everyone is hating on Uma, I actually totally love the bikini. Any idea who makes it?
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Yeeeah, Abdulas Hammock Shop over on 53rd and Main St.
Apr 5th, 2007
OMG
Oh lord are you all so used to seeing fake boobs that you can’t handle real ones?
I think Uma look pretty good for her age.
Let me see some picks of you Abby?
Why don’t you post your pic on here and one in a bikini no less?
Is it because you are hidiously ugly?
I can’t stand people who rip everyone else apart based on what they look like and are too scared to show their own pictures.
You all just keep on living your lives hiden in the dark while you talk crap about everyone else.
Keep on putting all of the fake women up on a pedistool and talking this crap about real women. In my opinion this makes you as fake as the fake people you adore.
Apr 5th, 2007
abby
Oh, look! Another ugly fat girl.
Apr 5th, 2007
RichPort
OMG = Obese Meaty Girl. I fucking hate acronym losers. Or should I say IFHAL? Go eat a salad porky (GEASP).
Abby’s tits have their own zip code. And fan club.
Apr 5th, 2007
Tine
OMG stop fucking with Abby. You even write like a big fat fatty - probably needed a typing wand cuz your fingers are too fat to hit individual keys.
Apr 5th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Mark my words:
Fat people will someday own the world, and then crush it.
Apr 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
@omg, trust me. everyone on here knows EXACTLY how to “handle” real boobies. your words, not mine. just go somewhere else.i hear nutri-system has a fun site.
i don’t think there’s anything wrong with her swimmy-suit… i just think she’s wearing it backwards.
boy, would i like to know what kind of underwear she wore in “the producers”. something industrial, perhaps????
Apr 5th, 2007
oshkosh
People always tell me I look like her. They also tell me I look like Lindsey Lohan. I do not understand or enjoy it.
Apr 5th, 2007
Showgrrrl
A ‘Pedestool’ hey? Is that a new form of Bowel Movement? Or a fetish that involves feces and feet?
Apr 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
lol@showgrrrl! i missed that one completely.
i think a pedestool is that little thing they prop your foot on while getting them done.
or maybe what a pediphile leave behind, like spoor.
yeah, went too far there.
oshie, i always picture you in too-tight cut-off overalls with a blade of grass ‘tween your teeth.
in a good way, i mean.
Apr 6th, 2007
Chickadee
She looks great to have had 2 kids. She is in better shape than most actresses and pinups.
Apr 10th, 2007
hillshaveeyes
well go head lady. i think she looks good for a woman with two kids and what ever else life has put on her and i think she also show a lot of confidence in herself and security not giving a damn about what know one thinks just being herself.
May 11th, 2007
Spell Check is free!
Dear Bionic Bunny,
What is a pediphile? Is it someone obsessed with feet? Or did you in fact misspell a word in the very same post that you were commenting on someone else’s spelling errors? Hilarious!
Help fight hypocrisy through Spell Check!
Jun 13th, 2007
adydulce
That’s it other face of celebritys, out of make up, naked in privat, doesn’t look like on tv, if u see live get some RUUUUUUNNNNN lol
Jan 21st, 2008
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