50 Cent Hates Jews
Rapper 50 Cent took some time out of his busy schedule of looking pissed and waving fistfuls of dollar bills around to call into a morning show and bash Jews. The New York Daily News reports:
A member of 50 Cent’s notorious G-Unit crew was arrested last week for allegedly attacking the 14-year-old son of music industry rival Jimmy (Henchmen) Rosemond. 50 Cent called into “Miss Jones in the Morning” on Hot 97 yesterday and said the 29-year-old Yayo’s troubles won’t hurt his crew. He added, “Worry about the Je-Je-Je-Jew unit. They’re the real goon squad. When the lawyers come out, you’ll see what it is. I don’t pay nobody. I only pay the lawyers.”
The “Je-Je-Je-Jew unit?” What the fuck is that? 50 might want to work on his racial slurs a little more before he starts publicly broadcasting them. Stammering through a single-syllable word doesn’t exactly look hardcore thug. “You-you-you guh-guh-got my money, buh-buh-buh-bitch?” I’m sure you’d agree that’s not nearly as effective as hitting someone in the head with the butt of your gun. You can maybe get away with a stutter when insulting the Uzbekistanis or the Kyrgyzstanis or some other consonant-laden nationality like that, but don’t ever, EVER make a joke about shoving something up a “Djiboutian’s booty.” As clever as that consonance might be, and even if you stammer all the way through it, those fuckers will cut your balls off and stab you in the eye. It’s not like I’m wearing this eye patch for kicks, you know.
28 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Fiddy and his “G” unit are a are a total queer crew.
Apr 6th, 2007
abby
I guess the “G” in G-Unit stands for “Gay.”
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I say give him a bus pass, kick him in the ass and tell him to be on his way.
Adios Fiddy!
Apr 6th, 2007
LadyJane
Actually, I thought “Jew Unit” was sorta funny. But I still hate Fiddy.
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
He was emulating Mushmouth from the Fat Albert crew with his stammer.
“Worry-ba about-ba the-ba Je-Je-Je-Jew-ba unit-ba.”
Apr 6th, 2007
RichPort
You guys stole my thunder. I was gonna say he’s guh-guh-gay. Fuckers. He’s right about the lawyers though, it’s just impolite to remind them that they’re Jewish.
Apr 6th, 2007
rob
sorry for knowing this but it’s a play off the beginning lyrics of the track “G Unit” where Mr Cent starts off saying “G G G G G G-Unit” and not a studder. again. sorry for actually having that information in my brain.
Apr 6th, 2007
Ivve
@Rob:
Uh, it’s not like we didn’t know that. It’s still a s-s-s-stupid g-g-g-gimmick that would make any average person look like a total douchebag if they were caught doing it. It’s cool though, you keep right on being unable to spell “stutter” while quoting 50 Cent lyrics to some random people on the internet. That just smacks of intelligence. I’m sure Mensa will be contacting you any day now.
Apr 6th, 2007
RichPort
I think rob’s sense of humor has been, well, um… robbed.
That is all.
Apr 6th, 2007
rob
@Ivve, The author of this post said that he was stuttering, stammering more precisely…
“Stammering through a single-syllable word doesn’t exactly look hardcore thug”
This is a pop culture / celebrity site right? I thought maybe I’d inject a little more information. I didn’t agree with him or anything like that. I think you have some anger managment issues to work through. Sorry for spelling stutter wrong.
Apr 6th, 2007
rob
Oh God, I better fix “management” too. Wouldn’t want to look stupid, would I?
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
rob, you seem like good people. Please come back, often.
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
rob
Apr 6th, 2007
abby
How do you know he’s not stuttering in the song? Hmm?
Apr 6th, 2007
Dragulf
I finally understand. Blacks hate Jews and Mel Gibson hates Jews. Mel Gibson is black!
That’s a load off my back. Damn monkeys.
Apr 6th, 2007
abby
I have just stumbled into the realm of genius.
Apr 6th, 2007
Oh yea
Don’t foret about John Kerry, he wouldn’t mind being the second black president of the United States!
P.W 50 is a closest homosexual gangster, so naturally he probably hates everybody(And everybody hates him, LMAO)!!!
Apr 7th, 2007
oshkosh
Sometimes I stutter when I see a giant black manaconda, so maybe he was looking in his pants.
Apr 7th, 2007
sonya
Who’s the ‘rilla? As in, Guh-Guh-Guh-Gorilla?
Apr 8th, 2007
Smart one
Dragulf said “Blacks hate Jews?” You couldn’t be more wrong. Who do you think was MARCHING with Dr.King…BEFORE THAT, WHO DO YOU THINK WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH JACKIE ROBINSON.Don’t be ignorant brah, blacks and jews have always stuck together, you just as ignorant as Curtis Jackson.
Apr 8th, 2007
RichPort
Smart one, your name betrays you… like calling a fat guy Slim or a bald guy Curly.
Apr 9th, 2007
yo mama
Dumb inflamatory tag line. he clearly said his team of lawyers (all jewish folks) are the only people he pays…no one else. i don’t support grawn ass men slapping uo 24 yr old boys…hell if anything that kid and his family are the ones he couldn’t care less about.
THINK PEOPLE, THINK.
Apr 9th, 2007
mike jones
RichPort are you looking for the word.. .oxymoron? Get rid of the oxy and thats what you are!
Apr 9th, 2007
Jamo
that ni-. doesnt have any balls to face a jew anyway. his a$$ would get kicked !
Apr 20th, 2007
samuel jackson
I don’t think any intelligent people should care who 50 cent likes or doesn’t like. I am tired of people generalizing about who Blacks like or don’t like. Black people, in general are as diverse from each other as you can get. There are good and bad in every nationality including Jews. I am Black and my wife is Jewish. We have three beautiful children and I love them unconditionally. Jews have always had a history of being right along side Blacks in the Civil Rights struggle. Abby Hoffman, Leonard Cohen, the Chicago 7 were all Jewish that SUPPORTED the freedom struggle, including the Jewish civil rights worker that was brutally murdered along with two black people by the kkk in the 1960’s. Those were Jews marching up front with Martin Luther King. I don’t know who the hell is trying to put such a seperation between blacks and Jews. Biblically, Blacks are “Cushite” Jews from the same common ancestor, Noah, desendants of Ham. Maybe 50 cents should take some of his millions and “die trying” to get a University Degree and learn the history of the world and how we are all connected, Black,White, Asian and whatever. I am appealing to all youthful Jews, that didn’t experieance the civil rights era, not to buy into this Black vs Jew bullshit. It is not true and never has been. There are good and bad in every nationality. Don’t generalize when it comes to race. You might fall in love one day and regret those generalizations.
A Black Jew
Feb 4th, 2008
MATE
jew
May 4th, 2008
FUCK JEWS!
Fuck it 50 is good at making money and so are the jews. Plus they both are the most hated but 50 is dumber and black and dosent have the jewish look. Big noise,biby eyes and fat lips. Jews control 50 and his money and his bullshit contry! So thats nothing if jews saw him as a threat the kil him, and if he hates jews who cares he is not the only one there are 2 bilion muslims that hates jews!
Jun 10th, 2008
no, i dont rap.
dude… jew-unit is real. they run ny, 50’s (jimmy’s) company, and most everything else. banks, media, etc… really the only gay thing about 50 Cent is he stole a 4 foot tall homie’s name who used to run around shooting at pimps, rappers, and drug dealers to get their shine. curtis got shot 9 times (3 is 9?) for any particular number of reasons (snitched, CRACK DEALER, robbed someone, tried to take new territory, etc) he lived and has a pretty decent flow… people love violence and bitches with big tits and 50 totally got jacked (with the help of science) and attacked murda inc the realer dude (irv) who almost moved to the slammer… EVERYBODY already knows about 50 drop it. he wins
Jul 14th, 2008
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