Katie Holmes Gets Thuggy
Katie Holmes keeps reinventing herself here lately, presumably to conform to husband Tom Cruise’s bizarro closet-gay demands. First it was “pregnant and adoring wife.” Then “jet-setting fashionista.” I assume from those jeans she’s wearing that he’s into hip-hop now, although she should have really swapped that shrunken jacket for a Lakers jersey and a wave cap. I heard that the Cruises’ maid even found a tape from their honeymoon that showed Katie in an “outer space nubile pool boy” getup for their ever-so-romantic “sacred insemination and feigned copulation night.” The maid actually told me, “Déjeme decirle, eso Tom Cruise como se utiliza un baster del pavo!” which means something like, “Let me tell you, that Tom Cruise knows how to work a turkey baster!” And then she made the sign of the cross and pointed at her asshole. I don’t know exactly what that means, but you can bet your sweet tookas it’s perverse.
More of Katie leaving a costume-fitting after the jump.
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RichPort
Breakin’ 2: The Electric Boogaloo.
Or shome shit like that. That’s a lot of wasted denim. Especially around the ass area.
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I’m waiting for the day she becomes a swashbuckler. Complete with shoulder shitting on parrot.
Apr 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
she’s wearing my cast off “fat pants”!!
O.B.– how do you teach your shoulder to shit on parrots???? i’ve got a couple of annoying pigeons i’d like to pay back!
and those pants look like she forgot to buckle her swash. i HATE when that happens!
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Miss Bunny,
Her swash is buckled, it’s her pussy lips that are flapping. Ha ha ha!
Complete with a parrot that shits on her shoulder. Does that make a little more sense?
Apr 6th, 2007
abby
Hey, I was going to write “she should have really swapped that shrunken jacket for a Lakers jersey and a fry basket,” but I know how sensitive you bastards are about race. So I didn’t. But I could have. Just so you know.
Apr 6th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Thanks for the warning Abby. Now go and enjoy your fucking Easter huh?
Apr 6th, 2007
oshkosh
I find it ironic that she’s leaving a costume fitting dressed like Annie Hall.
Apr 7th, 2007
Juno
I like those trousers. Am I the only one?
Oh… and let me tell you… that sentence in spanish doesn’t make any sense, but it was a nice try
Apr 10th, 2007
Jamo
THE PANTS ARE THUGGISH, BUT THE SHIRT LOOKS GAY WITH IT. ☺
Apr 20th, 2007
beatnikjd
Who is this ugly bitch anyway?
Feb 5th, 2008
Isreal Emmert
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Oct 5th, 2009
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