Quickies: Season’s Beatings
Anna Nicole liked her ass smacked. (Socialite Life)
Fugly Fergie from the future. (Best Week Ever)
Inside Anna Nicole’s diary. (CelebSlam)
Fall Out Boy does the Pull Out Boy. (Seriously? OMG)
Rose McGowan’s nipples! (The Bastardly)
Britney Spears hates her manager. (Celebitchy)
Hilary Duff knows the power of the dark side. (Evil Beet)
Jessica Alba in her panties for some movie. (Popoholic)
George Clooney is nice to the kiddies. (The Blemish)
Sienna Miller is a contortionist. (Yeeeah! Forums)
That should be enough gossip to tie you guys through holiday weekend, so sit back and enjoy your Easter! Well, if you’re Christian, I mean. Otherwise, you should probably just enjoy your time on Earth, because you’re headed straight for a lake of fire and brimstone when you die. Love always, Abby
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Dragulf
Jessica Alba with NO panties would be better.
Apr 6th, 2007
abby
It’s Easter, Dragulf, not “Magical Fantasy Sexy Fun Day.” That’s not ’till May 5th.
Apr 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
SHAMELESS PLUG FOR A GOOD CAUSE:
take it from the bunny, guys. DON’T buy a bunny for your kiddies for easter. bunnies take a lot of work, they need to be spade/neutrered, they need to live inside with a large enough cage, and have supervised exercise and toys for a minimum of 2 hours a day.
if you have an old enough child (we say 8-10 yrs, depending on the child), and want to take on the hard stuff, PLEASE go to your nearest no-kill shelter and adopt. check the ‘net for “house rabbit rescue” “house rabbit society” and one of my faves, “MAKEMINECHOCOLATE”.
you guys all know me, and i’m no vitriol-spitting peta member (in fact, i hunt peta members for sport. i had always dreamed that one day trannygranny and i could go on a peta hunt. they’re very easy targets, especially the VP who depends on insulin -made from horses- to keep living HER life.), but bunnies are very close to my heart. if you decide you are ready for a cute little easter bun, hit me up over on the forums i will give you reading material and really important stuff to know. and please, please, pass this message on to everyone you know. and i promise to cut back on the caffeine.
SO, to dra: i hope the easter bunny brings you jessica w/ no panties. and abby, i hope you CAN make it “magical fantasy sexy fun day” (just let me know if if you need tickets).
and to phil, i owe you the biggest chocolate bunny of all time, for pushing thru my forum membership, and not getting mad at me for this post. thanks for letting me use the space. i wuv you!
and for all the haters, you can kiss my cute, fluffy ass.
hoppy easter, y’all!!!
(i still miss sonya)
(p.s. chocolate bunnies can be so much cooler, because you don’t have to floss the furr out of your teeth. hey, who says advocates can’t be a bit evil???)
now, who has the beads and doubloons……..?
Apr 7th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Nice write up Miss Bunny. You did yourself and the furry little woodland creatures proud.
Well I’ll tell ya. That David LaChappelle is a lucky individual. Rose McGowan has some very chewable nipples. Are those chrome dildos she’s holding in that one pic?
Who believes a Las Vegas magician? Anna Nicole was such a straight laced Texan at heart.
George Clooney May LTC
Apr 7th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Fall Out Boy had better not piss off the Honda Civic people. The Japanese will make them commit hara-kiri.
Apr 7th, 2007
oshkosh
So guys, I was thinking about buying a bunny for my 5 year old for Easter. Awesome, huh?!
Apr 7th, 2007
Dragulf
Rabbits stink Oshy. They also bite. I say buy him two!
Abby and Bunny, You made a wet dream wetter. Thanks babes!
Apr 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
i knew i’d get grief. but i gotta put it out there.
dra, rabbits don’t stink, rotten “owners” do. although, they do bite, if so inclined. we always had a joke about one of our girls… she wasn’t “kissing” she was “tasting”!
and baby, if it works for you, roll with it!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY, Y’ALL!!!
Apr 7th, 2007
oshkosh
I love bunnies because their fur keeps me or my coathanger nice and warm.
Apr 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, but it works better when they’re not alive. those claws can be a bitch! also, they tend to fall off the hangers, and then they chew on the baseboards.
lol!
Apr 9th, 2007
Phil
No problem, Buns! I linked to your original comment from your forum thread.
Apr 12th, 2007
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Jul 3rd, 2007
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