Apr 9, 2007
K-Fed Passes Out Fake Money
Kevin Federline celebrated his newly official divorce from Britney Spears by partying in the VIP section of Jet Nightclub in Vegas Friday night. Because he’s so fuckin’ cool, he arranged for skanks in lingerie toss $50 bills into the crowd during a stirring rendition of Fat Joe’s “Let It Rain.” Fake fifty dollars bills, that is. And then he passed out these pretend vaginas called “pocket pussies” so everyone could pretend laid and baggies full of Tide detergent so everybody could get pretend high. See? You don’t need “blow” or “strippers” or “money from the sky” when you can just use your imagination instead! Just look how much fun they’re having!
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
How do I get invited to one of his parties? Kevin seems to be quite the master of ceremonies.
Apr 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
i dunno. the fake party in that lindsay lohan move (something to do with luck?) looked like more fun.
yeah, fed-ex is quite the showman.
Apr 9th, 2007
me
K-Fed is bald. That’s all.
Apr 11th, 2007
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