Apr 10, 2007
Britney Spears is Trying
Britney Spears is at least trying to look attractive now that she’s legally single again, bless her little misguided country heart. Her wig’s on straight, and there aren’t any visible stains or razor-burned labia hanging out anywhere, and that’s a step in the right direction. Six miles away from hotness, yes, but at least facing the right way. Too bad she doesn’t have a fucking stylist. Only Britney could find a dress constructed from a late 70’s Barcalounger and think it looks gorgeous. Same goes with the hat. You can’t see it, but I’m pretty sure the other side of it reads “Kiss My Grits” and comes with a lasso/convertible belt.
More of Britney shopping at Lisa Kline Kids Saturday after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
She looks like an usher at a go-go bar. That ridiculous hat must be there to keep the wig on straight?
Apr 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
My aunt Petunia has had that dress pattern and color scheme in her living room curtains since the late sixties.
Apr 10th, 2007
abby
“Burnt Orange” and “Sienna” were always my least favorite crayons in the box.
Apr 10th, 2007
katie
Give her a brake.
It’s a PRADA dress….
She is just a victim of her industry!
Apr 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Prada is making cheap fire retardant curtains now!?!?!? I’ve gotta call my aunt Petunia!
Apr 10th, 2007
RichPort
Didn’t she used to stand on top of a box dancing poorly in The Electric Company?
And if you have no idea what I mean, then you’re obviously under 30 and should lose the right to vote.
Apr 10th, 2007
Tine
I think she needs to embrace her baldness already! These wigs are fucking ridiculous. I think that dress is cool - she just needs a better hat and a bra…
Apr 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Look, Clitney has a another problem: SHE CAN’T PULL OFF HATS, she has stoopid head syndrome, meaning any hat makes her looks stupider. She needs to lay off the hats.
Apr 10th, 2007
Osbourne Black
She needs to just lay off. Quit the whole showbiz life. Go back to the bayou and raise her kids.
Apr 10th, 2007
abby
If Prada painted a couple of stripes on a turd and wrapped it in a silk overlay, it’d still be a fucking turd. My point is that only Britney could select the one hideous frock from the thousands of gorgeous Prada dresses out there. You just can’t make a hillbilly chic.
Apr 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
rich, rich, rich, honey chile…
britney is WAY too young for the electric company! i believe she she was (just one of many) in the new mickey mouse club, or whatever it is.
abby, if you did the same thing to a turtle, you could still call it a turd. or, a turt. depending on your mood. and yep, brit looks awful.
here’s a fun one: my nearly 80 yr. old aunt just had her had shaved as part of a fund raiser for the children’s oncoology ward. is that cool or what??
no, i no longer have any idea what i’m talking about, but the local channel just got a new weather girl.
OH! SECRET MESSAGE TO ALL US “SPANKERS” :ze pool she is open. i vill race anyvon uf u in ze dead (hee-hee, bunny said “dead”) heat. call for times and positions.
tra-la-la. i’m off to bury a mouse that, um… nevermind. i didn’t do it. i just get to clean up after it.
abby, i’m becoming a boor? if so, i can lay off the booze…………..
I MISS SONYA!!!!!!!!
evil work force.
Apr 11th, 2007
Dragulf
Basically Abby is saying “Ya can’t shine shit.”
Apr 11th, 2007
Jill
Abby! I freaking love reading your blogs and commentary. You’re seriously the funniest person!!!!!
“only Britney could select the one hideous frock from the thousands of gorgeous Prada dresses out there.”
That comment was just so dead on….I don’t even have anything to add. Except that “hideous” is by far one of my favorite adjectives.
Apr 11th, 2007
Rebecca Burwell
What in hell… I think she’s been taking fashion advice from Tyra Banks. This is A_W_F_U_L!!! Obviously somebody lied!!
Apr 11th, 2007
isabella
Give the girl a break! She is really trying. I think her wig looks pretty. Nice to see her smile again!
Apr 12th, 2007
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