Kirsten Dunst Likes the Herb
Actress Kirsten Dunst kinda makes up for her crippling ugliness by open admitting she smokes dope. London’s The Sun reveals:
Kirsten admitted to smoking marijuana and trying other drugs. Kirsten [said]: “I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does… I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.”
Abso-freakin-lutely. Without weed, a “Golden Girls” marathon on Lifetime and a cupboard full of beef jerky sounds like some kind of cruel and unusual punishment. But to the seasoned stoner, that’s a fucking treasure trove of hilarity and fine cuisine. Top that off with some two-week old Hostess cupcakes and Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” and you’ve pretty much got everything you’d ever need to live happily ever after.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
She should try snorting some Drano.
Apr 10th, 2007
stevie
Ever notice how people who smoke pot THINK they are way smart, but in reality only sound like stoners with stoned ideas?
Apr 10th, 2007
RichPort
What drug makes you a hideous skank? She’s been doing alot of whatever that is.
Apr 10th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Man, you forgot to mention watching the Wizard Of Oz man. When that girl takes off in the house because of that tornado and lands in the land of midgets, I am mesmerized for the whole movie man.
Apr 10th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I’m still traumatized by seeing the witches legs sticking out from under the house when it lands on her.
Apr 10th, 2007
fatback
It’s so funny to hear people say the “do weed”. Pot heads smoke weed, toke a bong, fire up a fatass J, spark up a blunt….etc. They don’t do “DO” weed. That sounds like a line from those grainy anti-drug films we watched in middle school (stoned BTW). She is a poser. I also like how she lumps “America” all together in saying that “we”have a fucked up view on weed, like she’s the only enlightened on out there and we rabble sit around watching Reefer Madness and praying to Our Lord Baby Jesus to help keep the druggies away. What a self righteous bitch. Now if you’ll excuse me, “…i’m gonna burn one down…”
Apr 10th, 2007
LadyJane
Roll out the fatties, we’ll have a fatty of fun…..
(Sung to Roll out the Barrel…)
*crickets*
Apr 10th, 2007
Ivve
I’ll admit it: I laughed a little. That explains so much.
Apr 11th, 2007
JK-47
fatback
You sir, are either an idiot or were referring to things not mentioned in this blurb. In the quote, she never said “do weed.” She says, “I do like weed,” an affirmative statement contradicting those who might not enjoy weed. She also was probably not trying to ingratiate on a stoner culture. She is just letting some Brits know what she smokes.
As for her mentioning “America,” you _might_ have a point, but I think she was referring to American Government, as opposed to the American people, en masse.
–JK
Apr 12th, 2007
Merrick
weeeeed is ausome. Then relax and listen to music.
Apr 30th, 2007
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