Paris Hilton Dumps Kim Kardashian
First Nicole Richie, then Britney Spears, and now Kim Kardashian — Paris Hilton can’t seem to keep a best friend longer than a year. MSNBC reports:
Paris Hilton was a no-show at sometimes best friend Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in Las Vegas on Friday, and the word is that the two are best friends no more because of a clash of egos.Kardashian didn’t want to be clubbing in the partying heiress’s shadow — and Hilton was miffed that her less-famous friend was being called the New Paris, according to various sources — including Kardashian’s former publicist.
Let’s be honest. Paris is pissed because Kim sucks a better dick than she does, plain and simple. We’ve all seen the clips. If you were stuck on a desert island and forced to choose between “One Night in Paris” or “Kim K — Superstar” as the one celebrity sex tape you could keep to jerk off to for the rest of your life, I bet you’d pick Kim’s. And according to an independent poll I conducted this afternoon, with a +/- 3 point margin of error, 78% of the people in line behind me at the Taco Bell would also chose Kim’s. The remaining 15% chose suicide, and 7% only spoke Spanish but made the “finger in the hole” sign for penis in vagina. Unfortunately, that response was unquantifiable, so I had to mark them down as “indifferent.”
More pics of Paris with a new less-threatening fat best friend after the jump.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
So is Paris with that fat dude in those pics now?
In related news. Click the link to see something equally funny. It’s SFW, unless your co-workers are scared of monsters?
http://www.celebslam.com/separated-at-birth-13#comments
Apr 10th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Hey thats me! Honestly though, Paris just started following me down the street and talking to me. I know, all the ladies find me irresistable!
Apr 10th, 2007
RichPort
Abby, you’re killing me. More curvy Kim K and less putrid pencil Paris please.
Apr 10th, 2007
sonya
There’s something very odd about that man’s body. It looks like that guy is actually two midgets stacked on top of each other.
Apr 10th, 2007
Osbourne Black
What’s up with that gay French Foreign Legion hat she’s wearing?
http://www.foreignlegionlife.com/bookpage.htm#topbook
Apr 10th, 2007
DIC Celebrity Gossip
I totally agree with that BJ comment. I’ve seen the Kim K video early on through this link and Paris, in comparison, really sucks.
Apr 11th, 2007
Rodney
Oh that guy is Dennis Schmidt. He is her English tutor.
Nov 4th, 2007
josh
kim does suck a better dick but paris isnt sucking a greasy one
Jan 18th, 2008
Sam
Luka Magnotta is the New Paris Hilton!….or even Chris Crocker!
Feb 1st, 2008
Juan
What’s it like to be stupid? It’s bad enough that a retard like kim has money(Given to her) but the fact that to hoar herself in front of the public because she has the brain the size of a chic pea?
I’ve seen alot stupid things in my life, but a no talent, UGLY (I Mean Ugly) Fat ass could get attention is beyond me.
By the way your porno sucked, Ive seen two dogs fucking with more talent.
May 29th, 2008
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