Apr 10, 2007
Quickies: Remedial Math
Gasp! Larry Birkhead is the daddy. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Roberto Cavalli breathes new life into short shorts. (The Bastardly)
Scarlett Johansson gets around. (Fatback)
Diana Degarmo learns the benefits of purging. (IBBB)
Charlotte Church + pregnant + bikini = vomit. (Egotastic)
Jimmy Kimmell gives Gawker the finger. (The Blemish)
Cameron Diaz in a teeny bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Emily Gould sounds like a nervous, giggling high school girl.
Thank you Roberto Cavalli. Who is that model with the dead eyes?
Now that I’ve seen Cameron Diaz and her flat chest/fat ass, I’m going to go hurl. Thanks.
Apr 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Wow, how embarrassing for that Gawker bimbo. How unprepared do you have to be to get torn a new one by a douchebag like Jimmy FUCKING Kimmel?!?! and channeling Bill O’Reilly no less. They better get their shit together.
Apr 10th, 2007
oh dear
I think to be quite honest jimmy kimmel proved just how much he is not a ‘douchebag’… what he said was extremely insightful and intelligent and holds a great deal of truth. I also think what that one man said holds a great deal of truth as well in that it is only a matter of time before something real tragic occurs because of how many sick disturbed people we have in the world. So good on kimmel. If you can’t defend what you do for a living and why you do it then you really have no business doing it.
Apr 11th, 2007
Dragulf
Diana Degarmo looked better fat.
OH DEAR, Jimmy Kimmel proved what a huge jackass he is because he told her the interview would be about Paparazzi being too aggressive. She did not know she was going to be verbally attacked.
Apr 11th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You said it D. The whole thing smacked of ambush, and I don’t need to see Kimmel acting all “hard.” He was just grinding his own personal ax, which makes it even worse since he was trying to pass himself off as some sort of journalist. I could care less for the whole Gawker/Defamer crew as they come off as a bunch of elitists pricks but Kimmel I care for even less.
Apr 11th, 2007
RichPort
I have to back Kimmel on this one, though his whole wannabe Larry King look makes me want to cut the wings off of butterflies. Nothing wrong with doing to them what they do to everyone else. Just like me marrying white so I can do to the white woman what the white man has been doing to people of color for centuries…. fuck ‘em.
(snip, snip) Look mom! I made a catapillar!!!
Apr 11th, 2007
Tine
That made me hate Jimmy Kimmel! Granted the girl from Gawker could have been more on the ball - but Gawker Stalker is awesome. If some crazy loon is going to go and harm a celeb they don’t need Gawker Stalker to do it. They are probably crazy enough to follow that person’s every move anyway.
I would bet that fat Jimmy Kimmel was drunk when he was spotted. They used to let people drink beer in his fucking audience until some lady puked during the taping.
Get off your high horse Jimmy - you’re barely famous. You should be happy you even made the site.
Apr 11th, 2007
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