Beck and Posh Live Separate Lives
It’s not all jutting bones and disproportional attractiveness for British celebs David and Victoria Beckham. London’s Daily Mail reports that Posh and Becks are secretly living separate lives:
Victoria is spending less time than ever at the family home in Madrid. Instead, she is busying herself in LA or visiting the UK. They have yet to find the perfect home [in Los Angeles] because of Victoria’s strict stipulations that it must have two separate master bedrooms with bathrooms. A source [revealed]: ‘Victoria is adamant that they have to have their own spaces.’
There is much speculation that the Beckhams’ marriage will hit the rocks over the footballer’s famously wandering eye when the couple eventually settle in California.
Nothing cures what ails an unstable marriage like up and moving to The New Babylon L.A. and living in separate ends of the house. Toss in a few high priced hookers and a penchant for blow and compulsive overspending and it’s practically a Marriage Building seminar in the making. All it’s missing is a couple of bastard children and the actual divorce papers themselves.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I can’t come up with anything to say about this eurotrash ‘cept GO BACK TO EUROPEA.
Apr 16th, 2007
abby
Or the pod that birthed you, in Posh’s case.
Apr 16th, 2007
Sorceressss
I know he has a voice like a chick, but I’d do him in a second. He must be starved for sex, I mean, it’s really gotta hurt plunging into all that plastic….
Apr 16th, 2007
sonya
Can you blame him? I’d try to get away in the farthest corner of the house if I lived with that plastic love-child of a pig and Barbie.
Apr 16th, 2007
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