Apr 16, 2007

Intimate Moment with John Mayer, Jessica Simpson

I could tell you guys about the rumors that Madonna is adopting another orphan from Malawi or that Lindsay Lohan is possibly involved with a lesbian, but I’m not going to. Namely because Madonna’s fake accent enrages me and I wish Lindsay Lohan were dead. The other reason is because they’re both boring. Neither one is as interesting as, say, seeing what a quiet evening at home with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer is like. Now you can know for yourself, courtesy of this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live.” Hilariously accurate even without the golden shower.

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. beerdotcom182

    Linky no worky.

    Apr 16th, 2007

  2. Dragulf

    I didn’t want to see it anyway.

    Apr 16th, 2007

  3. titsinthebox

    “Madonna’s fake accent enrages me” word.

    Apr 18th, 2007

  4. bionic bunny

    i heart abby.
    i go away for a few days and all hell breaks loose.

    Apr 19th, 2007

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