Apr 17, 20077
Heather Mills Wipes Out
Defying the odds, uniped Heather Mills wiped the fuck out on last night’s “Dancing with the Stars” and restored tongue-in-cheek irony to the phrase “tripping the light fantastic.” As her and dance partner Jonathan Roberts’ samba concluded, Heather lost her balance and ended up making sweet love the floor. YouTube is down right now, or you could bet your sweet ass I’d have the clip up for you to watch. Until ABC yanked it for copyright violation, I mean. But for now, here’s a picture for you to laugh and point at instead. Not quite as good as laughing at a slut falling down on camera, but still pretty funny. Like fucking a known arms dealers for money kind of funny. Just a real hoot!
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Butch
“restored tongue-in-cheek irony to the phrase “tripping the light fantastic.””
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. phuckin phunny!
Apr 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Let me see you dance with one leg. It’s hard enough dancing with three. Trust me…………
Apr 17th, 2007
RichPort
Stallion, TSFSRT. Have you been watching me dance again?
So I suppose saying she doesn’t have a leg to stand on would be inappropriate…
Apr 18th, 2007
titsinthebox
richport.
gay much?
Apr 18th, 2007
RichPort
titsinthebox, that was hilarious! You should consider Virginia Tech, great school I hear. In other words, eat me.
Apr 18th, 2007
DIC Celebrity Gossip
Too bad her leg didn’t fly off. That would have made a lot of bettors happy.
http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/all-bets-are-on-heather-mills-leg/
Apr 19th, 2007
Vtech New high score
fuckin classic. Good to see that one-legged money grubbin dlist bitch get whats comin to her
Apr 19th, 2007
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