Joey Fatone Defends His Ass
In a testament to the manliness of boy bands everywhere, “Dancing with the Stars” contender and former ‘N Sync-er Joey Fatone discussed his lady humps at an Alzheimer’s benefit over the weekend. According to People magazine:
Joey Fatone [says of] his derriere, “It’s big. It’s a little juicy. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s gotta tuck in. I’ve got to push my pelvic bone in.”
Perhaps that horribly queer statement would make more sense to me had I ever watched a single episode of “Dancing with the Stars.” I just can’t bring myself to do it. So I can only go on what I already know, and what I know is that what’s supposed to be a heterosexual man chose the adjectives “big” and “juicy” to describe his own behind. Followed by the verbs “tucking” and “pushing my pelvic bone in.” And he’s less than ten inches from some dude’s junk in the above picture but nobody has a gun to his head. Usually the man saying those kind of words would be wearing a negligee and feathered boudoir slippers. And he’d be yelling, “Our marriage is a fraud!” and “I don’t want none of that mess, honey” while shaking a rubber dildo in the general direction of my baby maker.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Juicy? Is that PR speak for fat sweaty ass now?
Apr 17th, 2007
abby
I think it’s code for “gay.”
Apr 17th, 2007
Dragulf
It’s only juicy when he forgets the butt-plug.
Apr 17th, 2007
RichPort
Ever see his dad? That dude is a fucking house. Ok, fine, it just looks like he ate a house.
Apr 17th, 2007
bionic bunny
who is he??
for that matter, who am i?
i’m getting WAAAAAYYYY too old for this shit.
ahem.
Apr 19th, 2007
A New Fan of Joey
Hey, speaking of Joey and that episode!!!!!! When he was doing the interview with Ian, Joey’s dick was rock hard. He kept pulling down his sweater to try to hide it, yet he kept laughing conveniently rubbing it all over Ian’s leg. They’re fucking and I wish I was joining them!!!
May 4th, 2007
contaa
the reason why he was talking about his butt was because one of the judges keeped telling him he needs to tuck his butt in and said that his butt was to big and joey said of course its big its Italian.
May 17th, 2007
tonya
oh yes I remeber that!
May 17th, 2007
Idetrorce
very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce
Dec 15th, 2007
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