Actress Lindsay Lohan’s friends aren’t safe around her without her around. Page Six reveals,

In a bizarre interview with Allure [magazine], Lindsay Lohan says, “When my friends and family are around me I feel like they’re safe… They’re not safe without me. When my friends have left me – I’ve just seen everything collapse… Everybody’s tired of hearing things about me and them.”

I had the weirdest sense of deja vu when I read Lindsay’s statement, and that’s when it occurred to me it was because I’d heard it before back in college. Part of our final exam in Ab Psych included watching footage of real crazies to identify their disorders from the symptoms they manifested. Lindsay Lohan here pretty much ripped off “Patient Number 3: The Bipolar Schizophrenic” word for word in her interview with Allure. The only difference was Patient Number 3’s accompanying “red car, three cars back… mmmm… red car, three cars back” while compulsively rocking and those frothy spit strings crazies get in the corners of their mouths when they talk. And technically, she pulled out her hair by the fistful instead of cutting herself and was less of a dirty slut, but I still think there’s some sort of copyright violation here.

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