Britney Spears’ father released a statement yesterday faulting his own daughter for her custody woes and tanking music career. Jamie Spears told Page Six:

“When [former manager] Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter’s statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. We will forever be grateful to him.”

Britney’s response?

“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love.”

I thought making your dad accept your “real woman’s love” was called “incest” and was accompanied by fun stuff like “stillborns with tails” and “jail time.” I guess it’s different in the great state of Louisiana. I didn’t actually see her make the statement firsthand, but you can bet she grabbed a handful of puss, bit her lower lip, and gave a few well-timed Rick Rude pelvic thrusts for each syllable of the “real (thrust) wo-(thrust) man’s (thrust) love (thrust)” part. You know, for emphasis. It just makes more of a point that way.

Related Stories

• No Related Stories