Heather Mills Gets No Respect
On an entertainment-less ten hour flight to London last week, “Dancing with the Stars’” Heather Mills decided to treat passengers to a foxtrot in the skies. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Heather Mills’ impromptu dance routine on a recent flight to Britain was greeted with silence from her fellow passengers. [She]was on a flight from Los Angeles to London when the entertainment system broke down. Heather decided to try and put a smile on the travelers’ faces by performing a foxtrot down the aisles with [her Dancing with the Stars partner] Jonathan Roberts. However, the passengers were not impressed and failed to applaud the couple when they finished.
A spokesman for airline Virgin Atlantic said the dance routine was Heather’s idea.
The spokesman did add, however, that pulling off her leg and playing “Monkey in the Middle” with it was actually the pilot’s idea; putting the Visine in her glass of white wine and a pinhole camera in the first-class bathroom was Jonathan’s idea; but letting the co-pilot fingerbang her in front of the whole crew and then spooge on her stump was all Benjamin Franklin’s Heather’s doing.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
The airs marshalls should have treated her as a terrorist and busted a cap in her ass.
Apr 20th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Had I been Air Marshall I would have beat her to submission(death) with her own leg and then asked questions as to what the fuck was going on.
Apr 20th, 2007
Jimbo
A PT Cruiser!
Apr 20th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I’ll tell ya, Heather Mills is like the Rodney Dangerfield of the one-legged.
Apr 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
can you imagine the pilot’s fear upon hearing “tip-tip-THUNK tip-tip-THUNK” coming from the otherwise silent cabin behind him?
Apr 20th, 2007
Dragulf
Does she think people like her?
Apr 20th, 2007
gingerkitty
I bet they clapped in First Class. The commoner Beatle fans are probably too old to remember laughter and fun. Heather’s a blast. Love her.
Apr 20th, 2007
Dragulf
GingerKitty also ate all the glue in First Class… Most people call it Kindergarden but whatever.
Apr 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
lol @ dra!
Apr 23rd, 2007
Osborne
Hookers make great travel companions.
Jun 24th, 2007
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