Apr 20, 200711
Mischa Barton’s One Labia

You know what ruins a perfectly good upskirt? Besides underpants, I mean? Only seeing one labia hanging out. It’s aesthetically displeasing. Asymmetrical and lacking balance, it evokes a Sisyphean sense of eternal inconsequence. And also, who wants to see half a beaver? Seriously! Mischa Barton think about that the next time she flashes her snatch for the camera.
UPDATE: Sorry if you can’t make out Meesh’s beef curtain — I’m not allowed to post extreme vagina shots here, but I can sure as hell link them!
The one-lip reveal and some other candids in London after the jump





11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Guess what, you can get the same Mischa effect by making a 1/2 inch pancake, (have a parent help you with the cooking), place a tablespoon of cottage cheese in the middle of the pancake. Now fold it in half….VOILA! mischa vag.
Thank you Beakman’s World
Apr 20th, 2007
RichPort
This bears repeating Russian Mail Order Bride.
How the fuck can one be so thin and so lumpy at the same time?
Apr 20th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I pray this isn’t the last post for the weekend.
Lester the rat is cool.
Apr 20th, 2007
Herbert
Um, I don’t see the actual picture being discussed here…
Apr 20th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Tsk tsk! let’s not go down that turbulent road again Mr Black.
And yes, Lester was da man.
Apr 20th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Herbert, see if you can find it amongst these pictures.
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/mischa-barton-flashes-her-panties-in-london/#more-1845
Apr 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I see nothing. Am I going blind? Baby Jesus, help me to the Lazik center!
Apr 20th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I think her labia is that pink starry looking thing.
Apr 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
beer-
does that mean she’s been having sex with patrick?
oh, i get it. she’s got the “krusty krabs”.
i make me laugh.
Apr 20th, 2007
steph
mischa is the best
May 12th, 2007
Porfirio Brookens
Naked Mischa Barton really sexy in homemade video
Free video here:
http://mischa-barton-sex.blogspot.com/?id=13521733&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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