Mischa Barton’s One Labia

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You know what ruins a perfectly good upskirt? Besides underpants, I mean? Only seeing one labia hanging out. It’s aesthetically displeasing. Asymmetrical and lacking balance, it evokes a Sisyphean sense of eternal inconsequence. And also, who wants to see half a beaver? Seriously! Mischa Barton think about that the next time she flashes her snatch for the camera.

UPDATE: Sorry if you can’t make out Meesh’s beef curtain — I’m not allowed to post extreme vagina shots here, but I can sure as hell link them!

The one-lip reveal and some other candids in London after the jump

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Guess what, you can get the same Mischa effect by making a 1/2 inch pancake, (have a parent help you with the cooking), place a tablespoon of cottage cheese in the middle of the pancake. Now fold it in half….VOILA! mischa vag.

    Thank you Beakman’s World

  2. RichPort

    This bears repeating Russian Mail Order Bride.

    How the fuck can one be so thin and so lumpy at the same time?

  3. I pray this isn’t the last post for the weekend.

    Lester the rat is cool.

  4. Herbert

    Um, I don’t see the actual picture being discussed here…

  5. BarbadoSlim

    Tsk tsk! let’s not go down that turbulent road again Mr Black.

    And yes, Lester was da man.

  6. I see nothing. Am I going blind? Baby Jesus, help me to the Lazik center!

  7. beerdotcom182

    I think her labia is that pink starry looking thing.

  8. bionic bunny

    beer-
    does that mean she’s been having sex with patrick?

    oh, i get it. she’s got the “krusty krabs”.

    i make me laugh.

  9. steph

    mischa is the best

  10. Porfirio Brookens

    Naked Mischa Barton really sexy in homemade video

    Free video here:

    http://mischa-barton-sex.blogspot.com/?id=13521733&s=y

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