Apr 23, 200740
Jessica Biel’s Ass Speaks for Itself
Tags: Jessica Biel
I don’t know what’s going on here because I did absolutely no research whatsoever, but I figured Jessica Biel’s ass pretty much speaks for itself in any given situation. Like in this picture, it’s telling me that you can never overdress when taking your dog to the park for a game of fetch or croquet or whatever the hell it is she’s doing. Rowr. And then it’s also telling me that you can’t trust little people because they steal. I don’t know any midgets personally, but I’m sure a behind like hers only spouts gospel truth and maybe makes chirpy little Charro-type noises whenever she walks away, so it’s obviously true.
More of Biel’s caboose after the jump
40 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Her ass is telling me to stick my wiener in her brown eye.
Is it too early for that kind of comment?
Apr 23rd, 2007
RichPort
OB, no it’s actually never too early for that comment concerning that ass, which is precisely why you’d need to crowbar me off of her first. She puts the ASS in mASSive embarASSment, which is what will happen to me if I decide to stand up in the next 10 minutes or so.
Apr 23rd, 2007
abby
Her ass told me to rob a liquor store at four in the morning. I couldn’t tell it no.
Apr 23rd, 2007
RichPort
That’s odd Abby, her ass told me to masturbate at work at I couldn’t muster up the will power to refuse either.
Apr 23rd, 2007
beerdotcom182
If I was that dog in the 2nd and 3rd pics I’d be paying less attention to the ball and more attention to furiously humping her leg.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
Somebody spank her! Quick!
Apr 23rd, 2007
Diego
I finally understand all the comments I have heard about the magnificance that is Jessica Biel’s ass. Standing straight up she could rest a beer on it.
Apr 23rd, 2007
lookwhaticando
Her body is beyond HOT, she does have the azz of life.
Apr 23rd, 2007
john
she’s not overdressed
i think it’s a polo match
looks like a polo ball and mallet
Apr 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
john, those are awfully small horses!
i have been sick to death of her ass. but she looks damn good here. if i had her ass, i’d overdress to walk the dog, too.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Dodgemagnum
She should walk around in a thong and she should also be my wife!
Apr 23rd, 2007
Aladdin
Sorry Genie but I’d rather rub that than your lamp anytime.
Aladdin
Apr 23rd, 2007
john b.
We’ve all heard of cunnilingus, but Jessica’s ass is just calling out for bungilingus.
Apr 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
that dress would look great on mistress abby….
Apr 24th, 2007
razzz
it is croquet. that is why she is looking so fine. not polo. (quality english sport) mallets plus croquet plus hooops is excellent. PIms o CloCK!!!!
Apr 24th, 2007
GirlyGirl
I would totally do her. I’m pretty sure my husband would have no problem with that! She does have quite an unbelievable ass…
Apr 24th, 2007
[Fug Face Man!ston]
Nice ass.. To bad she looks like a man.
Apr 25th, 2007
Clarence Thomas
Hot damn!! That’s a whole lotta ass for a white girl.
Apr 25th, 2007
dras
The perfect sex machine. Going both ways with her would be any humans wildest dream. She is the perfect cure for all the hate in our world. One weekend with her and you’ll find the bible in the trash can.
Talk about born again
Apr 29th, 2007
ddugan
That ass has made me forget to bathe or nourish myself.
Apr 30th, 2007
stork
get a grip, fellas’…I’ve seen better asses pulling covered wagons across the plains of Oklahoma…
May 1st, 2007
sean p
I saw her ass on Stealth and made me want to watch that movie.
May 11th, 2007
ahhhhhhhhh
wett…. her ass is so fine, i wanna fuck her in the poop chute!
May 23rd, 2007
pinto
Jessica Biel’s ass needs to be kissed all over, spread open, licked and eaten! Like ripe watermelon, the best part is the center!
Jun 26th, 2007
shawnofdadead
damn i want to put my tongue all in her asshole…i mean wow – its perfect
Jun 27th, 2007
howard53545
I heard that Jason Timberlake kicked her to the curb. What the hell is he smoking but this dude is running through thhe hollywood hoes like Carter runs through liver pills.
Jul 3rd, 2007
Vena
She has ass implants! And yes, ass implants are common now! I don’t understand why it’s so hard to realize this! Don’t any of you have experience with asses?? They don’t suddenly blow up after you have already reached puberty! She was never known for having a big ass before and now all of a sudden in the last year or whatever she is being compared to j-lo! get real, that ass is fake and I would put money on it!
Jul 7th, 2007
Jim
Vena your just gay, either your a woman with no ass and jealous or your a guy that likes women with no ass,
Jul 13th, 2007
Ray
Vena,
that ass is not fake. If you look at old 7th heaven episodes where she is like 16 years old before she became a star she had a nice ass. I’ve never pleasured myself for 4 hours straight til 3 in the morning on a weeknight like I have with this chik. One word: PERFECT!!
Jul 17th, 2007
intheknow
hate to lay it on ya….but i can tell you for a fact they’re implants…but hey…who cares…..if they look good they look good
Jul 21st, 2007
TheSomalian
I want to make sexy time with the ass…consent or otherwise
Aug 6th, 2007
Jeffrey Rodriguez
More important than her ass, is the continued mangling of the use of the word “your” IT’S YOU ARE, OR YOU’RE for Christ’a sake!!!! when YOU’RE referring to someone other than the possessive!!!!!
Aug 8th, 2007
Eagle 1
That ass is just way to mind blowing. i cant even look at it without popping one. not to mention her full C’S!!!
Aug 14th, 2007
Chris
Her ass is seriously one of the nicest asses I have ever seen. Her, Jennifer Lopez, and Kim Kardashian have a serious competition going. But other then the ass, Jessica Biel hands down has the best overall body. It’s amazing. I would bang her out of any celebrity there is. She is the hottest woman to walk the earth.
Sep 2nd, 2007
Whatever-ishere
thanks for the GREAT post! Very useful…
Nov 21st, 2007
lila
I LOVE THAT ASS! i wish i had an ass. her ass told me to masturbate and have sex with my bf!
Nov 24th, 2007
Eric W
If I hadn’t already jacked off today this would be a nice way to get started . . .
Dec 30th, 2007
Devils_Advocate
She needs a damn good fnck in the asshole. I’m gonna spray spunk all over it in a few minutes!
Jun 17th, 2008
jerry kinella
Happiness is standing directly behind Jessica Biel on a crowded elevator while she wearing a thong.
Lord, that girl has an ass that is begging for an old fashioned spanking, followed but a butt-fucking!
Oct 29th, 2008
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Oct 5th, 2009
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