Scarlett Johansson Hosts SNL
Scarlett Johansson and her massive rack hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, which I’m sure you missed because “Saturday Night Live” sucks big time. If somebody had told me that big boobies were going to be on TV this weekend, I might have actually stayed in instead of blacking out at the bar again. Which I only did after some girl broke a pitcher over my head when I spat in her face. She kept trying to make me put my top back on like she was my fucking mother or something. I’m fairly certain there’s a law mandating that all Saturday nights include boobies, and she was clearly in violation of said law, but the cops still wouldn’t arrest her when they got there. They picked on the topless girl sleeping in a puddle of her own vomit under the foosball table. Bastards. The next time titties are going to be on SNL, I’m staying home for sure.
More ScarJo boobage after the jump
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Does anyone ever actually talk to her or just to her tits?
Apr 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
BOIIIIINNNNGGG!!!
That’s all I have to say on this subject.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Vin Duzzle
She’s dumpy looking. Seriously. Go work out.
Apr 23rd, 2007
abby
The real bosoms are nice, but the rest of her isn’t all that exceptionally foxy. I do not get how this heifer trumped Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba as “The Sexiest Woman Alive” in all those men’s magazines.
Apr 23rd, 2007
abby
“Field and Stream,” sure. But NOT “Esquire.”
Apr 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
I can honestly say she does nothing for me. Yuck.
Apr 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
she has a face????
Apr 23rd, 2007
Angelina ------
OMG Her Boobs are Jumping
Apr 26th, 2007
Scrier
You are all retarded, she is and will always be the hottest actress ever
Dec 22nd, 2008
Roy Kovach
WoW SEX-TAPE with Scarlett Johansson!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://scarlett–johansson-x.blogspot.com/?id=81032357&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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