Apr 24, 200718
Britney Spears Dresses for Success
It’s baffling, but somehow Britney Spears dressed like a cowgirl hooker is an improvement from last week. And the week before that. Just not having three or four extra chins and a beer gut is a huge step in the right direction for Britney. That said, you try walking around at night dressed like a rodeo prostitute without getting urinated on by a hobo or picked up by the cops. I give you less than an hour before you wake up in a sewer drain with a bleeding anus.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ivve
You know, it seems like we see her really short hair kind of poking out from under the wig more often than not. I kinda feel like she either needs to shell out for better wigs that she can wear without hats, or just do a short haircut. What she’s doing right now is kinda stupid and ridiculous.
Also, I’m getting so sick of seeing those fucking shoes. Seriously, every post that comes up about her, I think to myself, “Surely she won’t be wearing those horrible high-heel cowboy boots again. She reads press on herself, so I’m sure she knows what people are saying about how she dresses.” And then lo and behold, every single time we see her, she’s wearing them again. She wears them with just anything, too. It’s not even like they’re a good pair of shoes that matches everything. Bathing suit, short skirt, sweats, it’s all good with these shoes!
Apr 24th, 2007
Osbourne Black
On the plus side, her hair looks good.
Apr 24th, 2007
RichPort
I just got an involuntary boner. Not bad for being pregnant less then 6 months ago… what the fuck am I writing! Damn you YEEEAH!!! I’m fucking confused… my cock isn’t, but I am.
Apr 24th, 2007
abby
Rich, I’ve learned you can never go wrong following the impulses of your wiener. It’s like an arrow pointing you to the right decision.
Ivve, I second your loathing of those faggoty-ass boots.
Apr 24th, 2007
RichPort
Thanks for the kind words Abby, but I still want her boots by my ears. She could crack coconuts with those thighs. And no, racists, by coconuts I didn’t mean some Black dudes nuts… geeeez.
Apr 24th, 2007
Dragulf
She use to exercise to lose weight and now she gets lipo shots. I didn’t like her then and I still don’t.
Apr 24th, 2007
Butch
whhhhaaa….whhhaaat’s going on here? Is her stomach…CUT?? What happened to the gunt? How the hell did she get that cut tummy? I mean I see what looks like a stretchmark or two but the belly…hawt?
Apr 24th, 2007
Alison
Um, how is it nobody is asking WHERE DID HER SKIRT GO? Are these the before clubbing and after clubbing photos? Did she use it to wipe her mouth (a-la Sheryl Crow) and had to dispose of it? Did she have a nasty accident? Where is the girl’s skirt?
Apr 24th, 2007
dma
She was going to dance class – it’s not what she was wearing out for a stroll. She went in with her skirt and long fake rug/wig. She left with her dancer shorts – took her rug off and just had her stupid hat on.
Apr 24th, 2007
Alison
dma, thanks for the explanation. Although still, I think walking out of dance class without her skirt is pretty skanky. She can remember the stupid hat (totally agree with you on that one) but not her skirt? Bizarre.
Apr 25th, 2007
JC
I’d still do her at least once. I might freak out if you wig fell off during the act though, so I will wait a few months LOL. She is the new Madonna only a worse publicity whore.
Apr 25th, 2007
Angelina ------
She looks weired
Apr 26th, 2007
susu
I wonder if that is even britney spears…how do we know for sure?? maybe she has a double..
Apr 27th, 2007
susu
also angelina..it’s weird, not weired..spellcheck please..
Apr 27th, 2007
charlie
does’nt anybody understand it’s all about money. the more you comment the more publicity she gets the more she gets, the more money she get . i’d still like to give her a little,that’s all i really have. a little one i mean. i like the outfit she had on when getting out of the car, her panties where skin color.you all liked that outfit did’nt you.
Apr 27th, 2007
Ana
Nuk me pelqen fare.Duket shume idiote. pershendes Olen.
May 9th, 2007
Ada
OOO Ana,c’thote treshja me e bukur e ekonomikut!A jemi me sexy se keto apo joooo?
May 9th, 2007
xtina
that is not britney spears… someone who is trying to look like her… maybe an april fools joke
Nov 27th, 2008
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