Mick Jagger, Others Probed by Aliens

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There’s a book out now claiming that several big name musicians had interactions with aliens back in the late sixties. Among them: Mick Jagger, John Lennon, and Keith Richards. According to The Post-Chronicle:

Michael C. Luckman - author of ‘Alien Rock: The Rock ‘n’ Roll Extraterrestrial Connection’ - says [Mick Jagger] developed an interest in extraterrestrial phenomena after a close encounter of the third kind in the 60s. Luckman [said]: “Mick Jagger has been very involved with the subject of UFOs for many years. In 1968 he… encountered a… luminous cigar-shaped mothership. Mick [also] had a UFO detector installed at his British estate.” Jagger also sighted a UFO over the crowd during their infamous 1969 Altamont Concert in California.

[Stones'] guitarist Keith Richards has also admitted to “seeing a few”. Beatles legend John Lennon is another musician who has experienced personal contact with beings from another planet. Luckman said: “John Lennon was apparently given a small egg shaped metallic-looking object which he in turn gave to Uri Geller the psychic. He claimed he had been given it by an extraterrestrial. Interestingly, this all happened less than a year before he was assassinated.”

It’s comforting to know that the alien beings at least have good taste in music. I can’t imagine what kind of alien bastard would be taking over Earth if they had chosen to hit up Celine Dion and Tom Jones. The aliens would probably just go ahead and mow us down with ray guns to put us out of our misery. “What is this high-frequency trilling, Ak-Bar 2? Some sort of auditory mind-controlling device? It greatly motivates me to self-destruct.” “Perhaps we should spare the earth civilization from this kind of psychokinetic mass suicide.” “Affirmative. Then we should get high and watch ‘Old School.’ High five!”

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Drugs had absolutely, positively, nothing to do with this. Nope. Not at all.

  2. That’s right Sonya. Back in me drug haze days I saw God more than once. Twice on one trip even.

  3. RichPort

    Now, now, Rod Stewart is no alien…

  4. Mick Jagger IS an alien.

  5. bionic bunny

    okay, ENOUGH!!
    the aliens are not this stupid.
    at least, i hope so….

  6. BarbadoSlim

    “he… encountered a… luminous cigar-shaped mothership….” So that’s what you are supposed to say when you’ve spent your youth “experimenting.” No, I wasn’t voluntarily buttfucked by several large men, I had a UFO encounter.

  7. RichPort

    Reminds me of the episode of South Park where Cartman was anally probed by aliens. Mick’s (ahem) ASSertations are equally believable.

  8. bionic bunny

    ahh, rich. yes, a very early south park episode. classic. i had my 14 year old (now 25) son turn me on to south park.

    i really miss chef.

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