Apr 24, 2007
Quickies: Fighting Weight
Amanda Bynes goes blonde. (The Bastardly)
Tom Cruise gives the best surprise presents. (Celebitchy)
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo move in together. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
Kim Basinger didn’t leak the voicemail. (The Blemish)
Sheryl Crow doesn’t have a square to spare. (CelebNewsWire)
Jane Fonda hates Lindsay Lohan. (Socialite Life)
More paparazzi jump on board the “Sue Perez Hilton” bandwagon. (Jossip)
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I still don’t know who leaked the Alec Baldwin voicemail. I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to find out who did it.
Amanda Bynes is like what, 6 feet 7 inches, without the heels?
Perez Hilton is queerer than queer is queer.
I am soooo happy for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Do you think she is still a virgin?
Apr 24th, 2007
litelysalted
Katie Homles looks like shit, for serious. She’s got Nicole Kidman-itis of the face; an ailment somehow inflicted from being Tom Cruise’s beard where all the fat in your face gets sucked out, leaving your skin uncomfortably stretched across your cheekbones and skin to the point where it looks like it might crack apart and break open. Beards are fucking gross.
Apr 24th, 2007
Dragulf
Amanda is a hottie.
Tom is going to be neutered soon if he keeps buying her stupid crap. What’s next to buy? An electric knife.
Apr 24th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Litelysalted, bearded clams are okay.
Apr 24th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Amanda’s looking well buuuuut, I feel icky ’cause I watched all episodes of The Amanda Show . DAMN YOU Nick, damn you and your quality kid’s entertainment.!!!!!
Apr 24th, 2007
RichPort
Why are Amanda’s big toes looking at the rest of her toes??? I mean it’s bad enough they’re hanging off of the fucking sandals, but that hammertime is just disturbing.
Apr 25th, 2007
Tine
Amanda Bynes is my most hated celeb right behind Sandra Oh and Patricia Heaton.
Is that a dildo with balls on the kitchen table next to Jane Fonda?
Apr 25th, 2007
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