Rosie O’Donnell is Classy

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Rosie O’Donnell reciprocated Donald Trump’s gift of giant panties by swearing and grabbing her genitals while bashing him at an women’s awards show. Page Six reports:

Rosie O’Donnell’s [crass] humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 of New York’s most accomplished women in media. The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head… and covered her face with her hand. O’Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me! It was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner.”

Also on hand were 17 sweet-faced high school girls who won scholarships to pursue their dreams of careers in media.

If I had a quarter for every time I grabbed a handful of my puss in front of underage girls, I’d be Bill fucking Gates by now. Only no one ever gives me quarters when I do it. They give me the “right to remain silent” or a “billy club to the kidneys.” But when Rosie does it, everyone thinks it’s great. Tell me how that’s fucking fair. Talk about double standards!

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21 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Talk about double standards!

    Why the FUCK is Rosie O’Donnell still in the public eye. If she was hit by a bus, a really big bus, tomorrow, it wouldn’t be too soon.

  2. Ivve

    Ridiculous but hilarious. Can you seriously imagine how funny it would have been to see that in person? She’s like a cartoon of a person. How does she manage to keep her job on the View? I can’t imagine that people would invite her to a normal function and not expect her to make some big scene. Ever since that weird incident where she lured Tom Selleck on her show under false pretenses and attacked him on air, I’ve kind of expected her to do some wild shit. Whatever promotes her opinions.

  3. beerdotcom182

    No mere bus is going to kill that rhino. At best it would maim her…then the media would be all over that story and she’d have sympathy and crap like that and the story would drag on forever. No, there must be a better way for her to die.

    PS The Donald is still my hero.

  4. RichPort

    Rosie must have one fucking hairy fish market in her cavernous man-briefs.

  5. GirlyGirl

    WHOOOOAAAARRFFF!!!

  6. mit182

    I LOVE ROSIE ODONNELL. Good for her!

  7. beerdot,
    How about if we shove baseball bats up her anus until she bleeds profusely rectally?

  8. All Rosie needs in to get lipo shots like Shitney the pear and she’ll be perfect. A man but a perfect man.

  9. sonya

    Angry, ugly lesbo? Say it ain’t so.

  10. abby

    Ah, the disappointing picture of real life lady lovers: I love the smell of curry under your fingernails! Seeing your mullet tussled by a gentle wind! The tactile eroticism of plaid flannel!

  11. I don’t know, but I’ve been told.

    A big legged woman, ain’t got no asshole.

  12. beerdotcom182

    Osbourne Black thats a good idea….but thats getting a little too close to her anus for my liking. We could get a couple of hired goons to do it for us while we watched from a safe but hilarious distance.

  13. beerdot182, I thought about mentioning hiring goons. I figured all your goon hiring money was tied up in the beer purchasing trade. It does sound like a doable plan though.

  14. ellen degenerate

    stunking TAF OH!!!!
    she is sooo grosss! KCUY KCIS KCUF TAF HCTIB!!!!

  15. SkankFarm911

    Fuck Rosie O’Donnell!!! Kudos to ABC for not renewing her contract on that piece-of-trash “The Fucking Liberal Fish Eating View”

  16. DD2

    Just think of it, Rosie and Alec in one week!
    How lucky can we get?

  17. Let’s all take a good long breath. Rosie’s influence on the young and young in voting record has been just what the conservative doctor ordered. We must only hope and pray that the Clinton News Network hires her and her buddies until the ‘09 inauguration. With friends like Rosie, do the clinton/socialistas really need enemies?

  18. TB

    I hate that fat dike. She needs to be black balled from t.v

  19. I am a lesbian however, after watching her performance, I was apauld the way she acted. When she grabbed herself that was some nasty shit. Nasty!

  20. I hope that fat dyke burns like the POS she is.

  21. FoFo Du Rigtht

    In that picture is she demonstrating a double hand job?

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