Apr 24, 200710
Today’s Secret Word: Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst managed to keep her snaggley trap shut at the “Spiderman 3″ premiere in London yesterday, but she ruined the closed-mouth effect by painting her face up like a forty-year old night shift manager at Walgreen’s. This may be the first time anyone has successfully yanked the “Dehydrated Old Bag” award from Sharon Stone in over a decade. A real upset. However, I am glad to see that canceling “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” hasn’t stopped Miss Yvonne from making the red carpet rounds.
More of the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land after the jump
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Anything to cover her penis, I suppose. Still, I wonder how it affected Toby’s performance having to kiss a dude. I guess that makes him SpiderFag or some shit like that.
Note: There’s nothing wrong with being gay, just something wrong with pretending to be a chick.
Apr 24th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Abby, that’s a little harsh isn’t it?
It’s true, but still harsh.
Apr 24th, 2007
abby
I speak only the truth. I moonlight as an oracle.
Apr 24th, 2007
leash
WITCHY POO
Apr 24th, 2007
Ivve
I wish she would hire a stylist. Did she always look this terrible?
Apr 24th, 2007
Osbourne Black
That’s ironic Abby. I oracle as the moonlight.
Apr 24th, 2007
bionic bunny
are you guys being deep, or is it just the tequila?
Apr 24th, 2007
Tbrader
I think it’s pretty obvious she is going for the “venom” look.
P.S. Richport is a asshole.
Apr 24th, 2007
PallasTheory
Damn it, Kirsten, if you’re going to go gothy, do it right. Don’t look like you had tar spilled down your front. Kthxbye!
Apr 25th, 2007
Comment
What’s that crap out of her right nostril in the last pic ?
Apr 26th, 2007
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