Today’s Secret Word: Kirsten Dunst

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Kirsten Dunst managed to keep her snaggley trap shut at the “Spiderman 3″ premiere in London yesterday, but she ruined the closed-mouth effect by painting her face up like a forty-year old night shift manager at Walgreen’s. This may be the first time anyone has successfully yanked the “Dehydrated Old Bag” award from Sharon Stone in over a decade. A real upset. However, I am glad to see that canceling “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” hasn’t stopped Miss Yvonne from making the red carpet rounds.

More of the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land after the jump

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Anything to cover her penis, I suppose. Still, I wonder how it affected Toby’s performance having to kiss a dude. I guess that makes him SpiderFag or some shit like that.

    Note: There’s nothing wrong with being gay, just something wrong with pretending to be a chick.

  2. Abby, that’s a little harsh isn’t it?

    It’s true, but still harsh.

  3. abby

    I speak only the truth. I moonlight as an oracle.

  4. leash

    WITCHY POO

  5. Ivve

    I wish she would hire a stylist. Did she always look this terrible?

  6. That’s ironic Abby. I oracle as the moonlight.

  7. bionic bunny

    are you guys being deep, or is it just the tequila?

  8. Tbrader

    I think it’s pretty obvious she is going for the “venom” look.

    P.S. Richport is a asshole.

  9. PallasTheory

    Damn it, Kirsten, if you’re going to go gothy, do it right. Don’t look like you had tar spilled down your front. Kthxbye!

  10. Comment

    What’s that crap out of her right nostril in the last pic ?

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