Ashlee Simpson Loves Herself
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Surgically-enhanced ’singer’ Ashlee Simpson opens up about how much she loves herself in next month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar. People magazine reports:
The singer, 22, tells Harper’s Bazaar in its May issue, “… I’m happy with my looks. I loved how I looked [before]. I’m not an insecure person. I believe if somebody chooses to do plastic surgery, it [should be] for yourself, not for anyone else. When you go home to sleep at night, [the important thing] is to feel good about yourself. And I do.”
Hearing about Ashlee “loving herself” isn’t nearly as sexy as it sounds, is it? You were thinking along the lines of scented candles and The Rabbit; you got “Daily Affirmations” with Stuart Smalley instead. Doggone it, people like me! But it’s good to have a positive self-image. Like before, when I was a man, I loved myself. And I love myself even now that there’s a gaping hole where my balls used to be and hormone-produced breasts instead of chest hair. Do I love myself even when people call me a “disgusting freak of nature” and “hideous tranny monster?” You betcha. And of course by the “love myself” there I meant “masturbate,” which I find scatters an angry mob just as good as releasing some tear gas.
More of Captain Self-Esteem in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
She’s about as pretty as an eight legged cephalopod.
Apr 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
P.S. Stuart Smalley is my idol.
Apr 25th, 2007
Sorceressss
Yeah, she’s still totally ugly even after dropping tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery (she’s got a MAN’s face, baby).
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.” Stuart Smalley
Apr 25th, 2007
Dragulf
If she was happy with her looks before then why did she get plastic surgery? I smell a lie.
Apr 25th, 2007
www.celebritypwn.com
Osbourne Black. You don’t think shes pretty? Are you insane? Shes very very cute. Not as cute as Hilary Duff, but close.
Apr 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
C.Pwn - I suppose she’s cute if you like arachnids.
Apr 25th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Pretty isn’t the word I’d use personally…..she’s…..handsome.
Apr 25th, 2007
ZeZe
Butt chins on women always win my vote.
Apr 25th, 2007
bionic bunny
zeze:
we should meet.
Apr 26th, 2007
ohreally?
She is totally ugly on the inside, and HATES HERSELF. She loves her hair so much she WEARS A WIG, she loves her chin and eyebrows and shnozz so much she has it all knifed around, Geeze, I’d hate to be a person she “loves”, she’ll probably gut you and bury your body alive, to remove the ugly parts from her vision. She didn’t grow up in a spotlight, she begged to ride her sister’s fame and get on a reality show. SHE SUCKS. She can’t sing and sucks and is a SELLOUT. Her answers are as generic and phoney and plastic as her face and hair!
Apr 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
well, like katie holmes, she could just say “i’m amazing”.
did that make sense?
Apr 26th, 2007
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