Jessica’s Ass Speaks for Itself, Part II

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So I did a little follow-up research on Jessica Biel’s ass, and it turns out that:

1. She is NOT playing fetch with her dog

2. She is NOT playing croquet

3. She is also NOT wearing a bra

Apparently, Mercedes-Benz likes to sponsor something called a ‘polo challenge,’ an event where fancy people can sit around swilling port and smoking expensive cigars and saying things like “lovey” and “dahling” and “I mistakenly made direct eye contact with a commoner.” Not to mention front-row seats to Jessica Biel’s ass and investment options out the wazoo. I’d be bitter, but I have porn and Klonopin and uppity commoners to keep me company.

More ass-tastic Biel at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge after the jump

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15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. That’s not an ass, that’s a shelf. And/or. Jessica Biel has polio? I thought Jonas Salk cured that dreaded disease?

    Pick one of those two and repeat it through out the day to your fellow workers.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    I’m gonna take the plunge and admit that I would hit this tranny up “her” butt after it un-tucks her huge schlong from between them cheeks.
    Yes, I’ve been in prison.

  3. abby

    Who hasn’t been in prison any more?

  4. RichPort

    Good God, white chicks are not supposed to have booties like that.

    For the record I’m not in prison… any more.

  5. Prisoner #32459 reporting for work detail.

    I would shank my cellmate, who has been very good to me, just to touch her ass.

  6. lookwhaticando

    Very nice Azz, And I wanna pinch it

  7. bionic bunny

    its still a very fine ass. and i like her dress.

    and, abby, klonopin? there are waaaay better drugs. i prefer xanax, myself. and jack. and (in english)
    three generations.

    AND NEW COMPUTERS!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. pete

    these are old pics..probably two years ago.

  9. The last time Pete took a crap..probably two years ago.

  10. MissBliss

    Pete are u on crack? These pics arent old.

    I like how she didnt cake on the makeup. In her case less is definitely more.

  11. bionic bunny

    except, apparently in the ass area.

  12. Larry

    The girl’s got a killer body, works out regularly, and her pretty face needs virtually no makeup. I’d bed lovely Jessica in a heartbeat, and the lovemaking would be on! OMG.

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