Apr 25, 2007
Jessica’s Ass Speaks for Itself, Part II
So I did a little follow-up research on Jessica Biel’s ass, and it turns out that:
1. She is NOT playing fetch with her dog
2. She is NOT playing croquet
3. She is also NOT wearing a bra
Apparently, Mercedes-Benz likes to sponsor something called a ‘polo challenge,’ an event where fancy people can sit around swilling port and smoking expensive cigars and saying things like “lovey” and “dahling” and “I mistakenly made direct eye contact with a commoner.” Not to mention front-row seats to Jessica Biel’s ass and investment options out the wazoo. I’d be bitter, but I have porn and Klonopin and uppity commoners to keep me company.
More ass-tastic Biel at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge after the jump
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
That’s not an ass, that’s a shelf. And/or. Jessica Biel has polio? I thought Jonas Salk cured that dreaded disease?
Pick one of those two and repeat it through out the day to your fellow workers.
Apr 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I’m gonna take the plunge and admit that I would hit this tranny up “her” butt after it un-tucks her huge schlong from between them cheeks.
Yes, I’ve been in prison.
Apr 25th, 2007
abby
Who hasn’t been in prison any more?
Apr 25th, 2007
RichPort
Good God, white chicks are not supposed to have booties like that.
For the record I’m not in prison… any more.
Apr 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Prisoner #32459 reporting for work detail.
I would shank my cellmate, who has been very good to me, just to touch her ass.
Apr 25th, 2007
lookwhaticando
Very nice Azz, And I wanna pinch it
Apr 25th, 2007
girlsallaround
here are the HQ images http://www.girlsallaround.us/jessica-biel-mercedes-benz-polo-challenge/
by the way NICE ASS !!
Apr 25th, 2007
bionic bunny
its still a very fine ass. and i like her dress.
and, abby, klonopin? there are waaaay better drugs. i prefer xanax, myself. and jack. and (in english)
three generations.
AND NEW COMPUTERS!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 25th, 2007
pete
these are old pics..probably two years ago.
Apr 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
The last time Pete took a crap..probably two years ago.
Apr 26th, 2007
MissBliss
Pete are u on crack? These pics arent old.
I like how she didnt cake on the makeup. In her case less is definitely more.
Apr 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
except, apparently in the ass area.
Apr 26th, 2007
Larry
The girl’s got a killer body, works out regularly, and her pretty face needs virtually no makeup. I’d bed lovely Jessica in a heartbeat, and the lovemaking would be on! OMG.
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