Rosie O’Donnell to Quit ‘The View’
Rosie O’Donnell’s time on the morning talk show “The View” may be coming to an end. According to TMZ:
There is a strong buzz in Hollywood that Rosie O’Donnell will announce Wednesday (April 25th) that she is leaving “The View.” If it happens, it’s likely Rosie will stick it out through the end of the season. Multiple industry people say… the info emanated from inside the show itself. Rosie’s rep could not be reached for comment.
I vaguely remember a time when Rosie O’Donnell was deemed “The Queen of Nice” and had one of the highest rated talk shows on television. And now she’s a disgusting dyke behemoth who paws at her crotch in public and writes crappy poems blaming Americans for 9/11. She could come out on ‘The View’ tomorrow swinging a sickle and hammer and wearing a shirt that said “Blame the Great Satan” and not sully her image at all. Really, at this point, the only way she could seem any more offensive is if she could set fire to a puppy and masturbated with it in front of some orphans and kids with cancer. And then laughed maniacally ever time the puppy yelped or one of the kids on chemo threw up.
UPDATE: (from TMZ) “TMZ has now confirmed the buzz that we exclusively reported last night: Rosie O’Donnell will announce on today’s show that she is leaving “The View.” And TMZ has confirmed that “View” honchos are already searching for her replacement.”
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
There can only be one ending to this sordid affair. Rosie killing Babwa with her bare fists and then proceeding to kill the others with a Ginsu cleaver and then eating them, raw. This would be a live event, natch.
Apr 25th, 2007
RichPort
I say Rosie goes to the set wearing tear aay basketball style pants and lacey unmentionables, then proceeds to force herself on each of the witches on this embarassment of a program. Something tells me the tight-assed blonde chick would fucking love it, but the idea of BW masturbating furiously to the exchange might be enough to herald the coming of the AntiChrist.
Apr 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
That also works R.P. I would only add that tight close-ups of their faces and their tears be used as Rosie holds them down with her powerful arms. At the end the camera would pull back as Tori Amos’ “Silent all these Years” plays in the background. And then….credits roll.
Apr 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Halle-fucking-lujah! My prays have been answered. The only other thing that needs to happen now is her dyke cruise ship hits an iceberg and sinks faster than the Titanic and that there is enough lifeboat space for everyone but her.
Apr 25th, 2007
abby
LOL Barbado!! “Silent All These Years”… fucking brilliant.
Apr 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Thanks! I’ll be here all year, seriously, that’s all I do,
I drink and hang out here.
Apr 25th, 2007
Anthony NYC
Looks like Rosie speaking up regarding the 9/11 cover-up (Google: Rosie WTC 7) is what likely did her in. I commend her for sticking to her guns and talking about something with substance on the view.
The official 9/11 story is a complete fallacy.
Apr 25th, 2007
RichPort
Slim, you’ve made me laugh and horrified me at the same time, the sign of a true marksman. Kudos.
Apr 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Is Rosie trying to form a smile in that picture?
Apr 25th, 2007
Xan
fuck you people, Rosie is awesome. fact.
Apr 25th, 2007
Xan
p.s.
the show will get canceled by the end of the yr. another fact.
Apr 25th, 2007
RichPort
Another fact: Xan means idiot in Swahili.
Apr 25th, 2007
Dragulf
You mean you don’t love large, hairy women? Don’t ever get married then. That’s what a mother in law is… although they usually have less hair on their chins.
Apr 25th, 2007
Tine
Xan is a douche! Rosie is a dumb fat ass.
Apr 25th, 2007
bionic bunny
dedicated to abby: courtesy of Ogden Edsel
Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
They don’t come, when you call,
They don’t chase squirrels at all –
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
My puppy died late last fall,
He’s still rotting in the hall –
Dead puppies aren’t much fun. no, no no
Mom says puppy’s days are through,
She’s going to throw him in the stew –
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
Dead, puppiies (dead-dead-dead), dead puppies
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
Dead dead dead puppies ,dead. dead,dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
Dead puppies,dead dead, dead dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
Apr 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
damn it, forgot the link. you MUST have the music to this:
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/DeadPuppies.htm
yes, i’m old. yes, i love dr. dememto.
dead puppies, not so much
-buns
Apr 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
gee, reading back on that, it completely came out of nowhere, ,didn’t it?
i still love that song.
Apr 26th, 2007
Blake
Is It Good That Rosie O’Donnell is Leaving ABC The View Poll
http://polls.hopto.org/polls.aspx?poll=26&partner=0&Desc=Rosie_O_Donnell_Leaving_The_View
Apr 26th, 2007
George Satterfield
I hope with ALL MY HEART that Rosie will not be back next week May 28th.
Cause if she thinks her leaving will hurt the show she is delusional!
She needs some serious therapy and medication. I can’t believe her girlfriend hasn’t told her she is acting like someone who is manic and skitszo(sp).
Kelly’s gonna take a lot from Rosie because of her money. And when she does decide she’s had enough of her beligerant attitude she’s gonna clean Rosie OUT!! And I say, Kelly go for it!! You’ve had to apologize to countless people for Rosie actions and her vile, filthy mouth. I would imagine that Rosie is worse when she’s drunk which (by Rosie’s own words) is often.
Rosie you need to go to some Clinic and get some help. Your an imbarassment to yourself, your family and the United States!
May 25th, 2007
JAYJAY
Am glad that fat pig is gone.That fat dyke created a horror environment on that show.It really sucked for that hottie,Elizabeth am sure she’s now not gonna have nightmares.That fag,Rosie is a real bitch thats why ma man Trump almost stumped on her fat culo.
May 28th, 2007
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