Britney Back on the Wagon
Word on the street is that Britney Spears is back on the booze again. MSNBC reports:
The recently rehabbed star is already back on the bottle, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch. The singer “tossed back glasses of wine” at a friend’s Beverly Hills condo on April 14… and was later spotted at Parc, where she had more wine. The next day, she went to the Japanese restaurant Shu Sushi, where she allegedly drank sake. “Brit feels like she can have a few drinks,” a friend tells the mag. “She feels like as long as she’s having fun and not hurting anyone, she doesn’t need rehab.”
That “as long as you’re having fun” rule of thumb isn’t as foolproof as you’d think. Like, I was having plenty of fun driving my car ninety miles an hour down an country road after two bottles of Wild Irish Rose and a little blow, and I was still having fun when the hot guy in the uniform pulled me out of the car and groped me. It started to get slightly less fun when he tried to get me to do this really complicated “hold your arms out and touch your nose and then walk a straight line” kind of dance, but since I never took cotillion or learned the Electric Slide, I just pulled up my top and yelled, “HEEEEYYY… Macarena!” The fun stopped when my nose got bloodied on the asphalt and I found myself in handcuffs. Sometimes “having fun” is most compelling reason to visit rehab of all.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
How big do you feel Britney?
HOW BIG do you feel?
I am getting so sick of hearing about you. Either stage your failed comeback and get it over with or just go back to the swamps from which you came. PLEASE.
Apr 26th, 2007
RichPort
I never bought the whole rehab thing. It was a lypo stint. That said, I’d still kock her up… I need the money.
Apr 26th, 2007
abby
I might sold my ovaries and one of my kidneys because I needed the money, but I never slept with Britney Spears. I have my dignity, sir!
Apr 26th, 2007
stefan
All the poor girl needs is a good c*ck up her ass!!
stefan493@googlemail.com
Apr 26th, 2007
xxxx
“on the wagon” means you’re NOT drinking. Falling “off the wagon” means you’ve started drinking again.
Apr 26th, 2007
RichPort
Abby, I mean c’mon… you saw the tush… it’s just waiting for a good push. And I don’t think this is any worse than stripping for a bachelor party and letting the groom finger you for an extra fifty… I mean… maybe I’ve said too much…
Apr 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Sake!?!?!?! whatever the fuck for? this hillbilly don’t know “sake” from camel piss, that’s probably what they gave her. “I be drinkein” sakey y’all”
Apr 26th, 2007
Dragulf
Rich, were you the groom?
Apr 26th, 2007
RichPort
D, let’s just say it’s a good thing the stripper was groomed.
Apr 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
this post is going downhill, fast.
didn’t i tell you guys she wasn’t “in” long enough??
but if i were her i’d have to drink, too. girl’s worth a mint, can’t she afford some decent wigs??
Apr 26th, 2007
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