Hilary Duff Death Threat
With a second attempt on her life in less than three months, it seems that actress Hilary Duff’s crappy music inspires murderous rage the world over. According to Canada.com:
Police officers moved quickly to take down a man who allegedly threatened to kill pop star Hilary Duff during her appearance on a Canadian TV show. Duff was being interviewed Tuesday by MuchMusic when a man in the crowd outside the studio started shouting at the 19-year-old star. According to an eyewitness, the unidentified man vowed to kill Duff, prompting several police officers to tackle him. “The cops slammed his face into the pavement,” said photographer Todd Gillis, who witnessed the incident. “He was bleeding.”
And yet Justin Timberlake parades about unscathed and unstabbed. Where were all the crazies when “Sexy/Back” was released? I had to camp out in the dumpster behind his apartment building for three whole weeks before I got a shot at him. Sitting in garbage with a jar of your own urine and two pounds of beef jerky isn’t exactly fucking Mardi Gras, but it was worth it to see him cowering when I chucked that jar of tinkle at him. The jar shattered close enough to mist him with urine, so he just stood there screaming and fanning himself indignantly until one of his assistants wiped the spatter from his sunglasses. Then he slapped his assistant for touching his $800 Prada sunglasses and demanded a Cosmopolitan and this month’s issue of “Home and Garden” on the lanai. But the assisant slipped me a twenty when Justin pranced inside and told me to come back in few weeks — only this time with feces. Done and done, my friends!
More of the meltdown after the jump
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I don’t think it’s her music that makes that man want to kill her as much as the insidious way she dresses.
Apr 26th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I’m very sorry about this. Given Hilary’s present facial structure, I feel it has to be printed.
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse
He’s always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!
People yakity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day,
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one will talk ’till his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this:
“I am Mister ED!”
Apr 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Fuck!, now I’ll have to hire someone else, maybe a mexican…
Apr 26th, 2007
RichPort
Do you see what those fucking cops did to me?
Apr 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I paid you five bucks for that plus that pack of Kools.
I’ll be wanting the five back.
Apr 26th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Why did he want to kill her? Does she have a broken leg? I hear if they get a broken leg then they have to be put down becuase it won’t heal properly.
Apr 26th, 2007
RichPort
Good thing Slim. I smoked the Kools. And I ate the box.
Apr 26th, 2007
Dragulf
Her jaw isn’t as square as it used to be. That guy with the sandpaper does good work!
Apr 26th, 2007
NDR
Poor thing was so scared she forgot to put pants, skirt, shorts, leggins….. ANYTHING
sorry got to take my prozac….me dont wanna see more ladybits from Crazy Teen Celebs, enough us enough!!
Apr 26th, 2007
Jessica
OMG!Who in the world would want to kill her???She rules!Nobody should hate her cuz they dont know her in person so u dont know what she is like u should not hate her cuz of wut she looks like it is about her spirit and happiness!If u hate her for how she dresses that is totally rude.Think about it!Wut if she is really sweet?Did u ever think of that?Well if u didnt,make sure u do!What if someone came up to u and say they hated u cuz of how u look or dress?Would u think that is stupid?It is.So dont hate her for what she looks like or dresses like!By the way i like how she dresses and looks!Just cuz she wears dark clothes does not mean she has a dark or bad spirit and soul!You should like her for who she is inside not out!Just people think about it!
Jessica
P.S I MEAN IT,THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 30th, 2007
Heather
I toatlly Agree w/ you Jessica.
GO HILARY
Jul 18th, 2007
sabrina
I Agree with jessica
I love hilary duff
Jul 20th, 2007
nesss
hilary duff should be shot in the leg; nailed to the wall by the skin between her fingers, and shot again, in the head.
its not extreme…. its reality
Aug 7th, 2007
Molly
nesss i don’t agrue with u repeat DON’T Hilary Duff is so sweet i have seen her at a concert and i neally got to meet her she is so sweet i love hilary duff she is so cool i love the way she dress it is so cool Hilary Duff Is so cool so people who don’t like her think bout it u will get to know her and really like her and go to concerts and meet her exciting so people who don’t like her think bout it you will get to like her soon or later neally everyone in the whole world loves her think about it AND WHEN I SAY THINK I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 22nd, 2008
Valerie
Whoever wishes death on anyone can go straight to Hell. That’s despicable. Hilary Duff is the only non- slut in Hollywood. Anyone that thinks differently, again, can go straight to Hell. She’s talented and beautiful. All the rest of you people don’t like her just cause your jealous. GET OVER YOURSELVES!
Oct 22nd, 2008
ZeroCool
People today don’t see what others. See have your ever think of seeing
be on your own vision.
you look at this through your own eyes spectators and viewers eyes.
you look at this through justice and criminal eyes.
you look at this through the killers eyes determination and hateree.
But no one I mean no one looked at this through her eyes. Have you wonder how she felt. Or how frightening and scare she must be.
I don’t know her. But for as much as I do know. Just as much as you do.
She seems to be very kind and sweet. And if it’s so. She would wonder why. I love doing what I’m doing
being an actress is my dream. John Paul once said. For every action there is a reaction.
All I did was following my dream. I heard no one. Just like you I have dreams to.
Why would you want to take my dreams a way from me. If you were in her shoes. When you felt the same.
When someone tries to take your life. Not just on life. But your hope, your dream, and your future.
And you don’t even know why. Ness you think she should be shot. Mail to a wall.
Tell me what’s her crime. What have she’d done wrong. Punished for following their dream.
That is no different. From the people back in 10,000 B.C. your ideal mass.
Are no more than ideas of the tyrant. And for those who hate her for any reason. There is one thing I can tell you.
The monk once said revenge is likely to hated rap Viper while you watch your enemy go down. You’re being poisoned yourself.
Treat others the way you would want to be treated. The ancient Indians said it all from the mother Earth.
We are brothers and children. Of the same family let us live in peace. So always remember close mine. Makes a close heart.
And you will be blinded by shadow. And never see the true. Only open. mind where you will find the answer.
To the one and only truth.
Nov 7th, 2008
ZeroCool
Just one philosopher’s opinion.
P.S. Johnny lovely
Nov 7th, 2008
rachel
show me some proof to me it could be just a man getting arested.
Feb 22nd, 2009
megan
i totaly love hilary duff and i cant see who would wat to kill her? i also dont reiember seeing this on tv or ay thing so it cant be important
Feb 22nd, 2009
shelby
hey megan u r stupid someone tryed to kill her so dont u even say that it not important bitch
Feb 22nd, 2009
Elwood Banas
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Oct 5th, 2009
Jaime
stream sex
May 6th, 2010
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