Apr 26, 2007
Kirsten Dunst Disgraces the Jedi Order
Just when you thought I’d run out of ways to make fun of Kirsten Dunst, she shows up to the “Spider-Man 3″ photocall in Madrid wearing only her undertunic without the tabard or the outer cloak! What an idiot!
Really, if I’m supposed to take her seriously as Jedi, she could at least put on the cummerbund and the gi top like Obi Wan Kenobi here. Is she supposed to be from the ‘Early Republic’ era or what? Jedi Poodoo! You don’t find that kind of sloppiness at The Chosen One’s Arena Re-enactor’s Guild and Jedi Council Forums. That’s why we’ve already passed a proposal forbidding Kirsten from ever joining. Try not. Do or do not — there is no try!
More of Kirsten in Madrid after the jump
Here’s Kirsten with the awesome light saber I drew:
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Live long and prosper, or is that Star Trek?
Star Wars, Star Trek, didn’t Gene Rodenberry produce both of them?
Apr 26th, 2007
RichPort
The sadest part is that horrible outfit probably cost about $3000, the same amount it might cost to fix her fucking teeth.
Apr 26th, 2007
plainjane94
why would you wear that to a premeire?
Apr 26th, 2007
plainjane94
or at all?
Apr 26th, 2007
sonya
I’m sorry, all I can look at is James Franco. Purrrrr…..
Apr 26th, 2007
sonya
P.S.
It’s called an obi, the sash around his waist. This nerdy moment brought to you by sonya.
Apr 26th, 2007
abby
Are you also a member of the council? We’re having punch and cupcakes Friday after school, and then a reenactment of the Count Dooku/Anakin Skywalker/Obi Wan light saber battle in the gym.
Apr 26th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I wanted to join the council…..turns out I’m just too cool. Its a gift and a curse.
Apr 26th, 2007
Kathy
No earrings, braclet, necklace- nothing! It looks like she woke up late and threw on whatever she grabbed off the chair. At least some jewlery would have jazzed up that UGLY dress-thing she’s wearing!
Apr 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ho Ho Ho, she’s no Jedi, she’s bantha poo-doo.
Apr 26th, 2007
Dragulf
It does make her look like she has no boobs but I know better. Her teeth look nice too. Do I need glasses?
Apr 26th, 2007
NDR
Is it jut me or does James Franco looks like a hicpanic drug dealer or jhon leguizamo???
Hoooola quieres drugsss!!
Apr 26th, 2007
sonya
NDR,
That would explain the passport she’s handing him. (What is up with that, anyway?)
Apr 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
star wars/star trek.
BIIGG difference.
same basic fan base, though. i speak from experience.
oh, and abby, i’m bringing the jello shots.
Apr 26th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Miss Bunny, I was being spastically sarcastically, that rhymes, funny.
No alcohol allowed on school grounds.
Apr 26th, 2007
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