Apr 27, 2007
Britney Spears is a Fox
I was looking at these pictures of Britney Spears lumbering through Santa Monica yesterday, and I just couldn’t decide which part of her outfit was the sexiest. It’s like my genitals short-circuited and my brain shut down when I started thinking about it. Is it the silver dollar nipples staring down at the ground? Is it the Panama Jack hat? The open mouth gum chomp? The jaunty boots and the big button pinafore? Or is it the way your loins seize up and your eyes frantically attempt to escape their sockets with a sort of “Mad Cow Disease Darting Eye Roll” after staring at the pictures for five minutes? Tough call. It’s like trying to pick the shiniest star in the night time sky.
More super sexy Britney after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Her legs are making me regret calling her a fat cow when she was married to Earl. I wonder how her bald head would feel on my sac as she’s tossing my salad…
Apr 27th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Would I be thought ill of if I wanted her to wrap those thunder thighs around my back while I did pelvic thrusts into her nether regions?
Apr 27th, 2007
abby
This little picture right here might change your mind, Ozzie:
http://perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/guess_the_monster_thigh_20070426.php
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
I still don’t think her ‘rahab’ was for substance abuse, unless of course the substance was made by Frito-Lay. She got some well needed lypo, and I’d like to pump my appreciation into her over and over and over again… I know, men are soooooo easy…
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
rahab? I didn’t mean to suggest that she was in controll of a genie. My bad.
Apr 27th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I rescind my back crushing offer. I’ll just take her from behind, doogiestyle.
Apr 27th, 2007
bionic bunny
what’s really sad?
i think i have that same nightgown. i gave birth to my son while i was wearing it.
in 1981.
now, everyone be kind. mr. bunny got me a new computer and the keyboard is just a TEEEENY bit smaller. so forgive the typos for a few days!
-buns
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Proof positive that Gary Larson comic strips are based on reality, pigs and other farm animals can walk talk and live as seemingly regular folk.,
Apr 27th, 2007
sonya
I’m pretty sure that’s the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons, sans cats of course.
Apr 27th, 2007
Butch
barbado…haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Apr 27th, 2007
skewei
IM GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE UNTIL SHE BURNS THOSE DAMN BOOTS !!!! WHOS WITH ME????
Apr 27th, 2007
tacklebox
guys. leave her alone. she obviously can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Dec 12th, 2007
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