Kate Bosworth, Helena Christensen Fug Up Food Drive
Actress Kate Bosworth pal-ed around with former model Helena Christensen at the Food Bank of New York Can-Do Awards Dinner, which I assume is some kind of combination dinner/food drive or else the place where beauty goes to die. Seriously, what the fuck? I used to be in love with Helena Christensen. More than I loved Angelina Jolie, even. Every time I felt like I couldn’t make myself throw up again, I’d pull out my Victoria’s Secret catalog and stare deep into the eyes of my thinspiration and the vomit would magically come. It was easy, when you looked like this. And this. Or this. Now she’s got a five o’clock shadow that rivals Hasim’s the Speedy Mart manager’s. Jesus. And don’t even get me started on Kate Bosworth. I’ve seen better makeup on a clown. A clown corpse that sat in an alley and accidentally got spray painted by that machine that paints curbs and street lines and stuff. I mean, I was only five when I saw it happen, and it was after the clown had tried to stab my mother and ended up getting run over by the machine, so it’s all kinda hazy. But I’m still pretty sure that clown’s makeup was better than Kate’s. You just don’t forget something like that.
More of Kate and Helena after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Why are those two drag queens hugging each other. Sorry drag queens, I didn’t mean to give you a bad name.
Abby, you have a “Hasim’s Speedy Mart” in you town too. Walt Disney was right, it IS a small world after all.
Apr 27th, 2007
Jae
Kate used to be cute, dark tones are NOT to her favor, and that other… shemale, WTF VS employed her ?! guess anyone can bea model
Apr 27th, 2007
abby
Did a clown try to murder your mother, too? This is too weird!
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Kate never recovered from her time at Auschwitz, sad. That other tranny needs to go on some major hormone therapy to define what the fuck it wants to be.
And, on a personal note: I’d kill a clown just to watch it die…
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
Time is playing some wicked games on Helena.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
(crickets)
Apr 27th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Oooooh nice reference.
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Wait! is this that ho’ from the Chris Isaac? video? Ouch, he must be having a Crying Game shower moment juuuust a..bout…….now
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
I actually once saw this Christensen chick standing in front of Barney’s New York on Madison Ave in Manhattan. She still has striking eyes, but looks like someone took the business end of her crowbar to her face a few dozen times. And of course by “striking”, I mean I wanted to strike her. To quote Common, I used ta love her…
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Wow, she just looks awful, and I’m not event trying to be snarky, she really looks FUCKED-up
Apr 27th, 2007
Brickinyourface
kate’s beautiful i love her no matter how fug you say she looks…….she could look fug and still be a beauty………..don’t be jealous…..: )~
Apr 28th, 2007
butch
When a supermodel turns fug, an angel gets its wings.
May 1st, 2007
VaH
I think Helena looks wonderful… i would like to see u all saying awful things… so i would see what wicked games have fortune, motherfucker nature or time did with you…;—))))
May 2nd, 2007
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