Boy George is a Freak
George O’Dowd, the singer better known as Boy George, was arrested over the weekend for kidnapping a hooker and “torturing him.” According to London’s The Daily Mail:
Boy George has been arrested [for] false imprisonment and assault. The former Culture Club front man allegedly kidnapped a 28-year-old Norwegian male escort early on Saturday morning. Boy George, 45, and another man handcuffed [the escort] to a hook on the wall after inviting him to the singer’s house to pose for photographs. A police spokesman said: “[We] are investigating and a man in his 40s has been arrested in connection with the allegation.”
If I had a dollar for every hooker I’d kidnapped and tortured, I’d be, like, five dollars richer now. It makes the chase more exciting if they don’t see me coming. Nobody suspects the woman on a ten-speed with a baby seat on the back, so you can pounce right up on a good cracked-out whore like a tiger in the jungle. But I’m not some kind of sick bastard who goes around handcuffing people to the walls, taking deviant photographs and other such gay nonsense. I’m more of a “tie you up and make you watch ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded” six or seven times while blasting the soundtrack to “Glitter” kinda girl.
More of Jessica Simpson’s big boobs en route to Chi Dynasty restaurant after the jump, because I’m incredibly generous and Boy George is ugly.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Abby, you minx, I was wondering why there were pics of her.
Those tits look like they were caught mid-jump. Bless you, oh inventor of the push up bra.
Apr 30th, 2007
Meg
Clearly Jess is no longer the hotter sister, but at least she is finally wearing something that isn’t too hideous.
Apr 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I knew it was just a matter of time before Boy George did something outrageous.
Thanks for the pics of Jessica. It looks like she’s smuggling two bald Boy George heads under her shirt.
Apr 30th, 2007
Jae
Jessica simpson could be covered in cow shit and id still fuck her untill she was forced to call security to get me to stop
Apr 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
boy george must have seriously enjoyed working with the other prisoners on his “clean up” committee.
could have sworn his fifteen minutes were up, like, 30 years ago.
Apr 30th, 2007
RichPort
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES…
It just had to be said.
May 1st, 2007
titsinthebox
Aw, Jae..Are you that hedious looking?
May 1st, 2007
Jae
no titsinthebox – im just a girl whos in love with Chestica .. shes lookig alot better then shitney or parasite
May 1st, 2007
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