Britney Spears is a Fox, Take 2

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Apparently K-Fed didn’t make out with any of Britney Spears’ prostitute ensembles in the divorce settlement, because Brit seems to have an endless supply of fishnets and see-through tops. I like the bit of Victorian flair there at the neck. Classy. Kind of “Beethoven meets Meth Whore.” I also like that the back seam of her stockings wraps around her thigh instead of running down the back of her leg. A couple of track marks down her arms and a few weeping sores around her mouth and I’d have offered her twenty bucks fight a homeless man on camera. It’s not like dignity sells, people!

More of Ludwing van Spears after the jump

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22 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I’d still tap it….

  2. RichPort

    The funny thing is, we’re all falling for her fake craziness. Her next album will sell at LEAST 800 copies the first week. At least.

  3. Jill

    WHY does she DRESS like she can’t afford to dress nicely?! It makes me CRAZY! There are plenty of ways she can make herself look sexy without looking like she expects to be paid for “services.” She’s distasteful.

  4. Hugh

    Just plain Tacky!

  5. beerdotcom182

    I think a bald head would be more attractive than those hideous hats and ridiculous looking wigs, but hey, thats just me.

  6. abby

    Acne much?

  7. ew!

    WHY IS SHE ALWAYS CLUTCHING SOME POOR FEMALES HAND, IN SOME “GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO TAKE THIS NEXT STEP” KIND OF WEAK AND PATHETIC WAY. SHE CAN’T SLEEP OR EVEN PISS WITHOUT SOMEONE RIGHT THERE. SHE IS GROSS.

  8. ew!

    SHE LOOKS LIKE TOOTSIE!

  9. kassie

    She is who she is. Why does everyone think other people need to conform to their standards. Leave her alone.

  10. bionic bunny

    beer-
    i was going to say the same thing. you know how horrified women back in the day would have been to go out without straight stocking seams??

    she really does need to burn the wigs. i can just about guarantee that her real hair is as long as mine has been for the last 6 years (recently grew it out a wee bit). the only time i threatened to wear a wig (a DECENT one mind you) was when i chemically burned my scalp so bad i thought my hair was going to fall out the week before a rather formal event.

    chick needs a clue.

  11. Kassie, you came to the wrong blog. MySpace is over there… Damn EMO’s.

  12. Banky

    This is what happens when you give money to rednecks. I think this passes as “going out” clothes in the backwoods of Louisiana.

  13. jesamel

    okay, I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt – maybe she’s going swimming…that does kinda look like a bathing suit under there, and the black thingie a coverup….and the fishnets? well umm…maybe she wants to catch a fish while she’s swimming. she could put it in her hat.
    ….oh crap, who am I kidding, she’s nuts.

  14. titsinthebox

    I wonder what her breath smells like

  15. Stevie

    10 year old boys’ penises?

  16. Hilario Menken

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  17. Ew!Life doesnt know what else dont know who`s crazy fan huh…

  18. But I AM gREAT ABOUT IS WHEN YOUR WHEN YOUR RIGHT..

  19. yeah I know why don`t seems why about people with Britney Spears and I know…

    But i know this world been there with something with this,and i know this world I know why don`t forget this about it..

    Buy some food from myself and I know that those men haven`t see havent got it…

  20. But I know they are good with some singing and I know how life with them…

  21. I know fans I actually adorer britney spears…

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