Apr 30, 2007
Britney Spears is a Fox, Take 2
Apparently K-Fed didn’t make out with any of Britney Spears’ prostitute ensembles in the divorce settlement, because Brit seems to have an endless supply of fishnets and see-through tops. I like the bit of Victorian flair there at the neck. Classy. Kind of “Beethoven meets Meth Whore.” I also like that the back seam of her stockings wraps around her thigh instead of running down the back of her leg. A couple of track marks down her arms and a few weeping sores around her mouth and I’d have offered her twenty bucks fight a homeless man on camera. It’s not like dignity sells, people!
More of Ludwing van Spears after the jump
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
Cherufe
I’d still tap it….
Apr 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Great aviator glasses.
http://www.go-optic.com/sunglasses/images/AUSTJFzi.jpg
Apr 30th, 2007
RichPort
The funny thing is, we’re all falling for her fake craziness. Her next album will sell at LEAST 800 copies the first week. At least.
Apr 30th, 2007
Jill
WHY does she DRESS like she can’t afford to dress nicely?! It makes me CRAZY! There are plenty of ways she can make herself look sexy without looking like she expects to be paid for “services.” She’s distasteful.
Apr 30th, 2007
Hugh
Just plain Tacky!
Apr 30th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I think a bald head would be more attractive than those hideous hats and ridiculous looking wigs, but hey, thats just me.
Apr 30th, 2007
abby
Acne much?
Apr 30th, 2007
ew!
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS CLUTCHING SOME POOR FEMALES HAND, IN SOME “GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO TAKE THIS NEXT STEP” KIND OF WEAK AND PATHETIC WAY. SHE CAN’T SLEEP OR EVEN PISS WITHOUT SOMEONE RIGHT THERE. SHE IS GROSS.
Apr 30th, 2007
ew!
SHE LOOKS LIKE TOOTSIE!
Apr 30th, 2007
kassie
She is who she is. Why does everyone think other people need to conform to their standards. Leave her alone.
Apr 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
beer-
i was going to say the same thing. you know how horrified women back in the day would have been to go out without straight stocking seams??
she really does need to burn the wigs. i can just about guarantee that her real hair is as long as mine has been for the last 6 years (recently grew it out a wee bit). the only time i threatened to wear a wig (a DECENT one mind you) was when i chemically burned my scalp so bad i thought my hair was going to fall out the week before a rather formal event.
chick needs a clue.
Apr 30th, 2007
Dragulf
Kassie, you came to the wrong blog. MySpace is over there… Damn EMO’s.
Apr 30th, 2007
Banky
This is what happens when you give money to rednecks. I think this passes as “going out” clothes in the backwoods of Louisiana.
Apr 30th, 2007
jesamel
okay, I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt - maybe she’s going swimming…that does kinda look like a bathing suit under there, and the black thingie a coverup….and the fishnets? well umm…maybe she wants to catch a fish while she’s swimming. she could put it in her hat.
….oh crap, who am I kidding, she’s nuts.
May 1st, 2007
titsinthebox
I wonder what her breath smells like
May 1st, 2007
Stevie
10 year old boys’ penises?
Oct 11th, 2007
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