Apr 30, 2007
Quickies: Smokey Eye
Pete Wentz shows you the manliest way to apply eye makeup. (Jossip)
Angelina Jolie is still prettier than you. (MollyGood)
Pete Doherty does rehab, take 5,935. (Celebitchy)
Who is the Sexiest Bastardly Woman in the World? (The Bastardly)
Kirsten Dunst’s sad boobies get a lift in “Spiderman 3.” (CelebSlam)
It’s common knowledge that only The Cure and Radiohead can ease you through a break up. (Pajiba)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I’ve got the perfect head treatment for Mr. Doherty it’s a technique whereby a small lead implant sized at around 9mm is forcefully yet precisely inserted in the back of the skull.
It was pioneered by a Dr. Beretta many years ago
Apr 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Addy has my vote for being of the top 5 wenches of 2007.
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III should change his name to Penelope Louisa Queerboy Wentz III
Apr 30th, 2007
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